So which is it, you use
well there’s another lie
She’s had more engagements than I’ve made meals from one of her books
Jack Monroe #316 Bizarrely, Jack seems to have misread the research
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She’s had more engagements than I’ve made meals from one of her books
FUCKOFFAMOLE, JACK
Wow! I wonder what Harold's surname is.
Sandra poppet, won't you please give jack another chance? She's really rather lovely, she's putting me in the acknowledgements section of her new book! What's that dear can you speak up? No no no not the book about clogged drain hair crafting, the one with the garlic jam recipe! oh it's rather exciting for an ordinary person like myself.
“With thanks to my dear OH for driving me around in his big car to supermarkets, for his delicious panini toasties and for being so ordinary.”
Erm, so nice she is giddy about her failed engagement. Regardless of how it ended this was once someone she thought alot of or seemingly so. Sorry I just don't get ripping old relationships to shreds for mere likes on sm. These are people and people that you yourself once deemed worthy. Therefore don't be a dick!
So exciting. She's not even testing the recipes, she's guessing what might be in them based on old photos. Standard industry practice, no doubt.so her FINAL FINAL FINAL FINAL manuscript includes ingredients and methods quickly cobbled together from 9 year old recipe scribblings and looking at photos from her instagram all done the night before? I cannot wait to see this absolute shitshow of a book
Oh this explains all the recent tweets about worries that people in her real life might be drawn in by the "lies" told about her online. OH's family have warned him about something they've read about Jack so she's working extra hard to frame it all as lies and trolling.
bleeping vom.
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Smelt the cheese in the fridge and keeled over. Poor Harold
Wait, how is this CONTENT? You're a bleeping recipe writer? I write technical papers for cryptocurrencies, and I've never felt the need to add embarrassing anecdotes about whoever I'm dating to beef up the word count.
she talks about this OH just like she talked about Louisa - as if they are boring uptight squares who exist to look upon lovingly at Jack, their little quirky maverick pixie. Even though LJC seems to live a rich, full and adventurous life travelling the world while Jack sits around tweeting old pictures of herself wearing hats soooo....
That whole last minute edits farce was totally for show. See how exhaustingly creative the writer's life is for a miniature maverick genius! She may go gonzo, but by God she gets the job done! What a performance/fart on.
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If most of Harold's family are on Twitter and haven't warned him off yet, there's no hope.
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