Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best

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heretoreaditall2019

Hopefully her Patreon subscribers are reading all this and we see a record breaking drop day

Nasty bitch sorry I don’t like that word tbh but seriously - when you go on whinging about “only” having £xx in your account you’re actively soliciting tips and Patreon subs, to then turn around and say well duh ofc I have money is grotesque. Sick sick sick.
 
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Veronicaaa

What the ffffuccccckkkk is she talking about? There's a big difference between saying you have £19 in your bank account a week or so ago to now saying you've been looking at flats to buy WHICH REQUIRES A ££££ DEPOSIT.

 
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NomDeGuerre

Blessed & Thankful Jack makes my non-crumbly teeth itch.

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Oh was three pages behind on a Grunk. I see she’s back to faceless bullies and hellsites. Hope she’s enjoying the not-a-film!
 
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Sglodion

I'm like a full thread behind, but I'm just popping in to say I honest to God found a discarded shopping list on my lunch break today and I swear the universe is trolling me. I would have taken a picture to prove it but I was with my colleague and she already thinks I'm mad. There was nothing interesting on it anyway, just dettol, pasta and some veg - you know, like what a normal person buys from the supermarket. Feel free to use this as inspiration for a short story but please be aware that my usual royalty fee is 344%.
 
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MistyWindows

So her favourite Chinese makes a disgusting prawn toast/garlic bread hybrid and chicken balls that aren’t ball shaped?
Pretty much delivers on their promises as much as Cack does

P.S since you’re clearly spending your quality SB time on Tattle, Jack - WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!

https://giphy.com/ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c
 
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Valiofthedolls



LJC you infantilizing twat, your (alleged) “OH” is a grown adult and “SB” is an almost-teenager. They’re not a fucking Shrek character

 
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heretoreaditall2019

This is entirely it isn’t it. All she does is whinge about how little money she has constantly. People think she’s so poor they have to offer free dentistry and send her wheely bags. She’s cultivated this poor me image because it’s a hugely profitable revenue stream for her.

She can’t then turn around and say what, you expect me to be poor all the time? Well duh hun.
 
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Grizzlybear

for the new Fraus: all together now - she had £19 THEN this is NOW

Summary of other bugbears: the tv has to be held together with chewing gum and discontent; frankly distressing description of how little she must dish out for her and the boy to get 6 meals out of that; “NO DONT LOVE ME” (insert you like me, you really like me gif)
 
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Into_the_tunnel

You aren’t owning us hun. I think you’ll find it is the other way around.

You are the one who wrote the Diva article for us .
 
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FrumpyCat

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What! Jack is down at the doctors/A and E more often than she cleans her nails.
 
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WTFDidIJustSee

Tbf, both teen DDs are almost my height, and my 6YO ain’t far off cos she is Giant (4ft bang on currently).

But please. My 10YO TV doesn’t even have speakers that work = got a cheap speaker and plugged it in. I’ve never had Freeview because landlords have thus far declined permission for an aerial and indoor ones are shite. I buy Black Friday deals for NowTV and Disney+, get a student discount for Prime, and me and my brother alternate who pays for that months Netflix.

Quick, someone give me a book deal on How To Watch TV When You’re A Skint Single Mother Student.

Oh, wait… Folk don’t get paid to write common fucken sense books, but I really do think they should, even more so since I joined these threads about 6 back, cos fuck me it’s painful.
 
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Jelly Bean

Mmm if I had fallen phenomenally down the stairs and had a grapefruit ankle, possibly needing A & E, from this



I really don't think I'd be sitting with my legs crossed At The Ankles. For either ankle this would be incredibly painful.
 
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NellieBoo

Ha! Absolutely x Jack, do not buy a leasehold property with a lift. Any works to the lift will be payable via service charge. Costs can be huge, especially if the lift needs replacing.
 
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