Rekyavikgirl
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I'm sure it'll be an incredibly rare fracture that's tricky to spot on X ray
She also said she's developed courses for the trusell trust on budgeting - why if poor people are so good at budgeting?!In the Radio 4 bit, I'm sure she said she goes into foodbanks to teach people how to budget? And in, like, the next sentence she's saying all the poors are experts in budgeting #makeitmakesense
I think funeral planning is relatively normal (and sensible!) - I once found a document that my mum had saved with notes of hymns and readings she wants at hers. I didn't find a document of salacious tweets to be released after her death, though. What a shame.I’ve never imagined my own funeral. Is that a very narc thing to do? Now I think about it, it would be in the capable hands of my sister. And what was all of that last will and testament bullshit? She doesn’t need one if she’s fine with everything going to her son, all £19 of it. No idea if she’s just joking about tweeting from the grave. I’m not very good with knowing when people are joking or not. Maybe I have undiagnosed SEVERE autism, I don’t know.
Also, let's remember the great opportunity which was 10 years in the making, a culmination of her life's work, turned out to be the four 3 minute slots on Lorraine. The recipes for which the web team couldn't even be bothered to upload.Let's not get carried away here guys. Remember the gig of a lifetime?
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This will be, no doubt, even more underwhelming than the Sticky Brown Poo.
She's claiming to be on twitter for an hour a week?
Face made for radio and a voice made for Twitter. I wish she’d stop inflicting that nasally whine and dead eyed stare on the nation. Stop trying to get on the telly, pet. Your own show ain’t never gonna happen.
Nice that she brought out the same jumper again.
Not that I want to start a pile-on or anything, but this was a serious suggestion so HOW DARE YOU MAKE A SICK FACEJust in case anyone has these ingredients -
"roast chicken scraps thumbed off the carcass, chicken stock, a can of chickpeasplusminus the goop, red pepper, tiny tomatoes cut into even tinier pieces, lemon + Greek cheese"
It would be cheaper and far, far more delicious (and take under 10 hours) to just serve that with bulgur wheat or similar (use the chicken stock to soak the bulgur in). You're welcome
As a FORENSIC frau I visited the Bupa website and looked at the prices. Assuming Jack couldn't get NHS treatment via Bupa I reckon she could pay £127 for a tooth extraction as a one off. Quite frankly if I was the level of pain she describes I'd borrow the money even if it was twice that and my income is lower than Jacks. Then again, I don't make a living doing poverty cosplay on Twitter.private healthcare at least has a purpose “in this hellscape”, but who has the money for (delete as appropriate) spoons/pigskin hats/the entire Cotswold catalogue/a whole set of redundant cookery books/a goat leg/4 McPlant burgers?
ETA - Interestingly “private healthcare” comes up as “private health care” ffs. Why can’t I type B u p a?
ETA- I don’t agree with the fact that we should have to have private healthcare. However, it exists and for many people (the ones who don’t get it as part of a benefits package) they choose to spend their money on that rather than holidays or going out. Private healthcare at least serves a better purpose (whether you agree with the principle or not) than spending the equivalent ££££ (which she has done) on furniture to clutter her house. I don’t think I am expressing myself well here. Sorry.
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She was eating potatoes and (salty, briny) feta in the early hours and has had a Chinese takeaway tonight. Why has she chosen to eat solids for the first time in MONTHS when she’s got such debilitating toothache?
In the running for a BBC job? *shudders*
I remember when she got angry at someone saying she portrayed an enid blyton (I think?) cosy poverty. Now she's doing exactly the same - painting everyone in poverty with the same brush.And people living in poverty, as Jack has started to call them, are not some homogeneous group who are great at budgeting.
Some are great, others are ok, others are dreadful. some poor people you will cross the street to avoid.
I hate this prettification of poverty.
It's Jack's way of saying, "My high-earning ex wasn't prepared to pay for it."
**PAGING EDWINA**Tbf I would definitely like to see Jack take part in an interview where every lie is skewered.