Jack Monroe #307 If she spent the same time doing minimum wage as she does cyber panhandling ...

[TraceyJacks]

That must make a change hun

a positive change in the consumption of palm oil

 

[traumatised sideboard]

I can do the new thread, give me a min.

 

[kachoochoo]

think these are the rest of the tweets we've not seen here

 

[MarzBarzie]

Just as she’s talking up crappy foods, Sky News are reporting the health and well-being implications of such a diet.

 

[Kittypops]

FFS, she’s softly, gently unravelling my f*cking programme! Where’s the humility? This is probably just me but I hate the way she exploits even AA for some f*caked up Twitter adulation!! Being asked to do the opening share is a privilege and not something to boast about.

And do you ever reciprocate Jack? Do you ever keep your gob shut long enough to see that other people need support too?

She‘s ripped my knitting so much it looks like that crappy rug in the crappy bungalow

@LennyBriscoe

The opening share in my group is the great leveller, done by someone wise, and who knows when to listen and when to speak. They have never eaten anything, least of all takeaway chips while a meeting is taking place.

(Biscuits at half way are a different matter, but this will give bleep-chops ideas)

On that note, if she starts with the AA story mining...

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

I can’t believe she said cheap sausages taste better. I’ve eaten a smartprice sausage and I’ve honestly tasted nicer arses.

Well, here to tell you that they are mostly lips and arses

 

[Feck]

think these are the rest of the tweets we've not seen here

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Actually you can be pulled over for eating whilst driving. Forensic.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I don't know what's worse - her frothing on about those welfare-free 5p sausages or her use of the phrase 'dog's danglies'.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Here you go. Now if it's ok with you can I go for a piss and a sandwich? Thankyou, have a lovely evening.

Jack Monroe #308 She's autistic and cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny. Baby got Jack.

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