Jack Monroe #306 Jack and the Giant Lawsuit

[trueblue222]

yeah lol, apparently she's 5 foot 3 and a half inches (which was made to sound TINY, not at all an average/medium height) but has also said she is several different heights as well... so who knows

To be fair. Speaking as a short arse who is just short of five two I would say someone who is five 3 is small. I know that isn’t what the stats say but I class myself as wee.

Not because I think of myself as a smol pixie but because I struggle in supermarkets. Let’s just say picking things off certain shelves is a bloody impossibility

I do understand that that’s an average height for UK women but that too baffles me as I have rarely met anyone in my life shorter than I am.

 

[trueblue222]

Went to Tesco with No 2 son a while ago. He’s 6ft 3 and spent a lot of the time getting stuff off the top shelf for people. He told me that it happened pretty much every time he went shopping.

I don’t ask random people to help me but I do ask the shop assistants. I have to!!! There is no choice when you are my height

 

[humpty.]

That’s actually a different subscriber!
I think she probably has a few ‘bad faith’ subscribers currently waiting on their goods now.

Apologies

 

[Eggsandbeans]

She may win - at the time it was on trend to hate KH and at the moment its on trend to give Tory MPs a hard time.

I'm not saying I'm a Tory MP fan or KH fan as a side note but looking at the situation as I see it.

 

[HotesTilaire]

She defo had a c-section so no episiotomy. I think she might be counting her birth-mark lasering as "surgeries".

She has a birthmark removed from her face with laser surgery

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Why You Sobbo?
Judge Awarded No Compo

I feel like we should save this one for the Blessed Day!

 

[Ostapbender]

MONROE TRIAL REPORT, DAY 2

retweeting myself like a ninny because I realised I spelled canal wrong, sorry all!

 

[Cack Conroe]

Just to say, Jack’s mammy posted about this a few years ago on a local news story or some such.
They were at the swings when she was about 5 (assume the brother was also there) and when she turned around, a man was holding Jack’s hand leading her towards the gate so she took Jack away from him.

It would be an attempted abduction.

Wasn’t it a woman, not a man?

Gives much different implications, if so.

 

[X452]

Sorry have scrolled past the article about the Sainsbury's deal so can't quote it... Huge glaring red flag.

She taking 6 x weeks of minimum wage '"for herself" and the rest is split between her "tax jar" and charities. That's NOT how the minimum wage works. If you receive minimum wage from an employer, you're taxed at source. This is absolute mathematical gymnastics!

Also, I remember viewing her recent tweets (retail price index) about how ASDA was the only supermarket she could contemplate working with... I'm blocked now though.

Aghast at my self for providing some kind of defence but on the wage I think she meant she got X amount as a fee and of that she earmarked what would have been minimum wage to live on.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I thought a lot of her recipes were lifted from bbc good food or slimming world, then mangled slightly to pretend they were original

I did find this link but it's hard to say if it was jack sharing the recipe or any dates etc. https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/user/3408081/recipe/chickpea-peach-curry

 

[Fitnessqueen]

Send doggos, cattos and Tom Hollandos (tbf this is one of my go to clips as well).

 

[NeoCortex]

OT but Charlie Bigham’s (middle class? Right wing?) fish pie is delicious! Got it on offer in tesco. No way I could make the same for the price.

On offer for Bigham means down from 7 quid to 5 though

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

There is another tweet re the video - where someone says 'the more views the more money? ' (or something like that), and Jack replies 'that's how it works!'.
She wanted it to be watched.

Sorry to be thick … more money for her ?

 

[Lazarus]

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Nooooooooooo!
i am SHOOKETH

 

[Hootrena]

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I bought these sardines on hols. I wish i had the skillz to put Jack's smug chops on the face

This is so funny! Love to see Jack's face there

 

[HotesTilaire]

So much Twitter chatter about her. She's opened up a hornets nest.

Knittie-p have you become a crocheted judge

 

[Onestorytoomany]

“Fired a gun” has me

Off topic.

Last night I wanted a true crime on a lady called Amy, she apparently had some bad sibling rivalry and made sure everyone know that has had a PhD, even some unsuspecting mum in a IHOP.

Obviously the case was nothing like what's going on with her as it turned quite sinister but the lady's character to just about everyone reminded me of her. She had such grandiosity and thought the world owed her a living, praise and attention and really struggled with she didn't get it.

I actually think the narrator used narc to describe her.

 

[Lazarus]

Is it worth adding she sent a cease and desist to Essex girl for posting here to the wiki

How does that even work? I mean legally, from a freedom of speech point of view? Can any legal fraus enlighten me?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Hahaha.

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

Do we think her failure to file her accounts is because then everyone would be able to see exactly how much money she made in lockdown? I have no idea how much you get paid for tv presenting but it’s not going to be £10/hour

I don't think we'll actually be able to see that much if it's a small company that doesn't have to file a profit & loss statement. I could be wrong!