Jack Monroe #306 Jack and the Giant Lawsuit

[Griftymcgriftface]

Hahahaha omg Lozza actually being expelled from Harrow vs Jack’s pretend expulsion from her grammar school - too perfect

What did he actually get expelled for?

 

[Cantthinkofausername]

To be fair. Speaking as a short arse who is just short of five two I would say someone who is five 3 is small. I know that isn’t what the stats say but I class myself as wee.

Not because I think of myself as a smol pixie but because I struggle in supermarkets. Let’s just say picking things off certain shelves is a bloody impossibility

I do understand that that’s an average height for UK women but that too baffles me as I have rarely met anyone in my life shorter than I am.

I'm 5'3" now, both my sister and my daughter are around 5'1". It is noticeable how many younger women are quite tall now.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

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This squig needs to go into the binder. Sue 'em all, Jack.

What does that squigg even mean?

 

[Phillipa78]

I regret to inform you that the actress who plays the indomitable Sister Michael in Derry Girls has liked that arse-licking post about Jack’s Sainsburys gig. Wonder if she knows how it came to an end?

Can someone give me the potted version please? These threads are prolific!

 

[hollywood]

Just to say, Jack’s mammy posted about this a few years ago on a local news story or some such.
They were at the swings when she was about 5 (assume the brother was also there) and when she turned around, a man was holding Jack’s hand leading her towards the gate so she took Jack away from him.

It would be an attempted abduction.

Feck I’m sorry I was glib about the mute part troops. Please delete if it went too far .

 

[trueblue222]

Don't they do PAYG broadband anymore? My son used to have a dongle that he topped up every month.

I would think they do but it’s probably more expensive than a contract

 

[Lazarus]

Grunking, but former partners of Jack please note that Monroe is now 'no longer being abused' ...

I think this comment was by someone responding to Jack, rather than her saying it.

 

[GrannyOgg]

Does anyone have the time to explain Teemill to me. It was before my time and I keep seeing it referenced.

 

[Ninch55]

Did she get expelled before she failed her GCSE's? Which story has receipts......

No, it was after her Mama died. It’s not in the receipts as far as I know.

 

[Ninch55]

No, it was after her Mama died. It’s not in the receipts as far as I know.

Sorry to quote myself @Orphan_Black sisnyou mean Allegra or Jack?

 

[Captainmouse]

Babes, same!

Have you not seen sock wars?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

She has a birthmark removed from her face with laser surgery

When did she say this?