Jack Monroe #306 Jack and the Giant Lawsuit

[matchakitkat]

Ha ha quit a job “several”. Says it all really.

“Fired a gun” has me

 

[Captainmouse]

And here is a post begging for poverty stories. She has been mining stories for 6 years
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And this is how we have ICO squiggle, jack breaking GDPR rules

 

[Onestorytoomany]

“Fired a gun” has me

Off topic.

Last night I wanted a true crime on a lady called Amy, she apparently had some bad sibling rivalry and made sure everyone know that has had a PhD, even some unsuspecting mum in a IHOP.

Obviously the case was nothing like what's going on with her as it turned quite sinister but the lady's character to just about everyone reminded me of her. She had such grandiosity and thought the world owed her a living, praise and attention and really struggled with she didn't get it.

I actually think the narrator used narc to describe her.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

No. No. No. We do not want to know where they are. Now please shhhh, before she decides to tell us!

I'm pretty sure if they were anywhere 'unusual', she would have told everyone already

 

[Darlingbitgauche]

Grunking still but its amazing looking on that mumsnet thread and on twitter how many 'facts' are just spouted out as being true with out anyone seeing any evidence, The VBI index and the 20,000 book given away are now just taken as gospel. Its a real life example of political campaigns using very short slogans and just repeating them over and over until they are believed with no thought involved. It's fascinating but terrifying

 

[Amanda Lin]

This is where she mentions the Omega Seamaster:

“The Omega Seamaster watch, a 21st birthday present, was the first to go when I left the Fire Service.”

Hunger Hurts. (July 2012)

Today has seen fourteen job applications go in, painstakingly typed on this Jurassic mobile phone, for care work, shop work, factory work, minimum wage work, any kind of work, because quite simply,…

cookingonabootstrap.com

As a former genuine pov single parent I call BS on this whole account.
Also the repetition of the guitar story… first she is taking her son to the pawn shop with the guitar (boohoohoo… my SB grew up with visits from bailiffs, and trips to pawn shops being the norm and he is now a full grown financially responsible adult because of that) then at the end wondering if she should pawn the guitar…

Also onion in the fridge?? Bit gauche darling

 

[Cucumberthunder]

She lives in Southend not Timbuktu having your expenses paid (if not time) to go to London for a few hours is hardly a hardship. Especially when you don't have to worry about childcare.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

At one point I had 10, if you count seperate ear piercings it isn’t difficult.

Yes I have 9 in my ears alone, I've just only ever seen her with her Tiffanys in, never noticed any other piercings.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Does anyone know were Tara PT and Diana even friendly?

Her family are great friends of the royal family, especially Prince Charles

 

[TbilisiPeach]

I will say though on the school thing, if it's true that she was caught with a weapon (which a scalpel would be considered as) then a temporary suspension would be a very likely consequence. If it coincided with the start of her study leave and so she effectively left school a bit early I wouldn't necessarily expect her to understand the difference between that and expulsion at the time, or remember all the details 20 years later. So she might be mistaken rather than lying in this case.

One thing is for certain - she doesn't understand words.

 

[Captainmouse]

View attachment 1269802Do we know what her multiple surgeries were for? Or the several times she’s nearly died?View attachment 1269803

Apparently, she watched her own caesarean

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Yes I have 9 in my ears alone, I've just only ever seen her with her Tiffanys in, never noticed any other piercings.

Those earrings. Tiffany do some amazing jewellery yet she picks the most over the top ones. If I was being treated to some expensive earrings I would go for the understated ones because A they look much better and not like your trying to hard and they are less showy.

 

[Captainmouse]

Although she was pictured wearing one years later, maybe she bought a replacement.

Much like the laptop she sold, which reappeared

 

[Tittykitty]

I have spent part of my morning reading her essays which were posted earlier. They remind all of us what a turgid, wretched, adjective abusing tosspot she really is, as I am not one I shall, again, just call her a twit.

 

[MooBelle]

Can I just guiltily admit to plagiarism right now. I badly screenshotted this earlier (with no author credit I’m so sorry) for posterity because from now onwards and on my worst ever days this will never not be hilarious.

And because it was replying to our @Jenny, that it starts “Well Jenny” like it’s on Watchdog, Lynne Faulds Wood has just done the lead-in and batted it over to Alice Beer for the below (I admit that it’s a tad esoteric/a ref for fraus of a certain age)


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That was me! Feel free to use

 

[Darlingbitgauche]

Apparently, she watched her own caesarean

C section frau here. You don't get to watch the whole thing but they will drop the curtain and let you watch the birth. But then the screen goes back up whilst you get stapled up again. Unless it was done under a GA.

 

[TbilisiPeach]

I have spent part of my morning reading her essays which were posted earlier. They remind all of us what a turgid, wretched, adjective abusing tosspot she really is, as I am not one I shall, again, just call her a twit.

Might ring the CPS about her adjective abuse. It really must be stopped.

 

[Prognosis Negative]

And this is how we have ICO squiggle, jack breaking GDPR rules

In true Jack dichotomy she once posted a long thread of nonsense on twitter about having to hand her phone over when entering parliament for a thing she was doing.
Of course she was posturing away about all this data /other confidential info on her phone, lest the actual government security compromise the actual lives of the numerous vulnerable people she’s helping by putting it in a bleeping drawer or something.

Luckily she managed to solve the issue by removing the SIM card and putting it in her bra


Very data much encryption

 

[Emmapism]

She was 'ceremoniously' expelled was she? What did they do, have a school assembly about it? A parade in her honour?

Journalist my bumhole

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I wonder if she's spent all weekend trying to work out a way of cancelling the libel action without losing face.

I don't imagine Lozza etc will let it go tho