just quoting myself from yesterday.
Jack Monroe #302 What in the westborough baptist church is that hair scarf?
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D) would rather cut off and fry and eat my own ears
I bet she's counting photocopies, I bet they didn’t even print 20,000Publishing Frau hereand print runs are highly mathematical equations and the authors I know would be considered very lucky to get 20 copies. So 20,000 copies given away free of charge? I don’t think so.
I would but I’m still feeling under the weather and don’t want to cock it up!
Trains would never run on time if Jack was driving
I’ll do it. I’ll try and remember to add the wiki and stuff this time, I promise.
Can u add a link to companies house?
Take your time, we can all go and count spoons until it’s ready x
She wants to close her twitter and be a train driver.... bye Felicia
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind if it happens again (hopefully not
), a lot of it was binned as I wouldn't trust eating it myself. Brought some over to a family member's house, the rest will be eaten between me and my housemates tomorrow (he's gonna refreeze most of the chicken after it's cooked which apparently is safe?)
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the second one admits he's a tory
Is impersonating a public servant an offence
unfortunately impersonating a cook is not
But she didn’t actually list what she does and her achievements? It’s just manky word salad made into pesto
Sadly no, people can have lay representation at benefit tribunals- which is no bad thing provided they're a trained rep or have in depth knowledge of the rules. A clown like Jack shaking like a shitting dog is not really going to help the situation at all.Is impersonating a public servant an offence
unfortunately impersonating a cook is not
Love how she derides 'the Waitrose set' when, if her flying monkeys are anything to go by, they're a sizeable chunk of her audience.
Ok lads, I have a nice surprise from Thread 15 ready for the next one, mainly cos if I have to suffer, I'm bringing you all with me to PainTown.
The only way I can get through this is to pull out excerpts and illustrate with a Partridge face.
"Quite why elected representatives and salaried journalists and presenters are choosing to spend their precious paid time trying to undermine the ten year career and credibility of a small food blogger is something from which I can suspect you could draw your own murky conclusions. Perhaps they’ve seen the sheer volume of people lately urging me to stand in an upcoming by-election"
"Quite why elected representatives and salaried journalists and presenters are choosing to spend their precious paid time trying to undermine the ten year career and credibility of a small food blogger is something from which I can suspect you could draw your own murky conclusions. Perhaps they’ve seen the sheer volume of people lately urging me to stand in an upcoming by-election"
TOOT TOOT!
And train tracks don't have roundabouts - Jack would just need to find a timetable that didn't start before lunchtime and had time for a dino nap in the afternoon.
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