Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

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That was terrible. I love it.

Question about the 'recipe' on JM website - can I substitute fresh mint for the straggly old mint?
Noooooooo how could you even suggest such a thing. You could however substitute rotten gooey coriander. Herbs are interchangeable but they must be in a state that will risk your health.
 
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It just amazes me how many stories she tells of experiences a lot of people won’t ever get to have and no one notices that this doesn’t tie in with the whole ‘I’m poor’ narrative and she can’t see that not everything is about money and she’s had some huge opportunities in life that others can only dream of and still she plays the victim.

Happy thread 300 - I’ve not been here long but I love this space - you all make me laugh so much during a bit of a shitty time and I’m learning so much from you all.
 
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Google say it is both the day of roast leg of lamb and naked gardening day.
 
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We used to do the cans on a string thing as kids, we got the idea from a show called Playschool which sold them under the name 'Romper Stompers' which is where the film Romper Stomper got the name from. I think my brother managed to break his ankle using them so it's probably not the greatest idea to put out to the general public.
 
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She doesn’t sound posh to me, she sounds middle class. I live a bit south of her, and her accent (minus the perma bunged up nose) is pretty much the middle class default. It sits somewhere between the posh honking private school “gap ya” one and the dropped Hs and glottal stop estuary one.

I’m rather partial to a Vienetta, but why do we have them on our heads?
 
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The Vienettas are making me so happy but I'm going to sound like a maniac if I try to explain it IRL. Brava, and grazie, whoever came up with and then executed this!
 
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Personal Waffle re class

Proper working class, from an ex mining town, loads of siblings. Went to a private school, a GDST one. Via a very large scholarship and bursary, and my very comfortable but certainly not wealthy Grandparents (I’m their only grandchild) covering the rest like uniforms, bus fare, trips, extra curriculars etc. None of my siblings went as they would never have passed the entrance tests. Soz not soz.

I agree with everything you said - I was 1 of 4 out of 120 kids in my year that did not come from a wealthy background. I didn’t have much to talk to them about as we had fuck all in common, and alongside my undiagnosed NDs, it was a lonely place to be.

At the very least, they had 4 - 7 bedroom homes in the most exclusive areas, at least two very expensive hobbies and had extensively travelled. I lived in a 4 bed council house on a rough estate and my travel was limited to the 20 miles to school and back

Fortunately I did make an incredible friend, who has been in my life since the day we met 23 years ago, but she was the year above me. She has a lot of MC guilt, tbh I fully encourage her to take up everything that gets handed to her because fuck having a difficult life when you don’t need to.




 
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Thread 300? Viennetta?!
What a day to be alive dear hearts. What a day.
 
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Jack likes to pretend she has a 'common' speaking voice. She really doesn't She's described it as coarse and Estuary before now, when it's neither. Hideous nasal tone aside, you can tell from her intonation and pronunciation that she's not got a WC Essex accent and is pretending to speak like a MC person - she is a middle class person.

You can definitely tell in the videos that pop up (there's a particularly grim poetry reading, which I SHAN'T link to because eeeew) when she's trying to act like a Poor, that she's faking the accent.
 
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