Nope. Nope.Nope.
Just stop, if this happened keep it as an in-house joke. Why share this? No part of her life is off limits. It makes me uneasy and cringy and a bit
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Just stop, if this happened keep it as an in-house joke. Why share this? No part of her life is off limits. It makes me uneasy and cringy and a bit
We need the Grant Mitchell dead ppl canāt riot pic to remind of us of who OH really is / get us back on topic
Ugh!!! Her portrayal of cheeky, cosy family Sunday Lunch is vomit inducing. She must hardly know these people (if they exist...)...yet she's portraying them like the Waltons. 
Channel 4 may be wedded to Jamie, but he hasn't been on Steph's Packed Lunch has he? Although they haven't offered Jack a go on that either.In response to a squig asking why she isnāt on the BBC after āa very successful Saturday lockdown kitchen or whatever it was calledā
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Since the weird stomach nuzzle didn't happen, has anything similar happened in a TV programme recently? Is she tweeting what she's watching and making it her own life, or is she just pulling it all out of thin air?
Nuzzling her OHs siblings tummy (I refuse to refer to them as in laws because they arenāt. Youāve been together two minutes ffs) and sharing it, but canāt share a photo of her AMAZING dinner.
Rewatched Step Brothers tonight. I totally think Jack was like Dale when the new kids moved in: swap 'this is a house of learned doctors' for 'this is a house of learned fire experts' 
Agreed. It is infuriating. The Beeb is so achingly 'right on' .Also, isnāt it really kind of defamatory of her to basically state that the BBC actively discriminates against hiring her because of ... how she presents?! For, as we know time and again, she excuses many ānegativeā facets of her personality and general nature due to her ADHD, or her autism. And sheās saying the BBC choose not to hire her because of how she presents? Surprised sheās allowed to get away with this - I mean, I know the BBC isnāt always the paradigm of social inclusivity, but in this day and age, it surely would want to distance themselves from insinuations that they discriminate.
I know itās lies, but still. Itās annoying
Even if you set aside the woke content and focus on more middle ground stuff her argument is pathetic. (This is just a selection of the boring stuff I watch!)
Stacey Dooley for example. Similar accent, if not stronger and admittedly from the opposite side of London to Essex but still gets a load of work. Unfortunately for Jack, Stacey comes across as intelligent, empathetic and quite lovely.
Gardener's world is full of stuff from ND people. Some even have tattoos.
The daytime garden makeover show that I've forgotten the name of but has Charlie Dimmock and the hipster twins on has a Trans gardener on the programme.
Jack being not re-employed by BBC is because she is
1.TERRIBLE at presenting (see what I did there?!)
2.Rude to guests and Co presenters.
3.Shakes like a chihuahua
4.Really unpleasant nasal tone to her MC accent
5.Attacks and initiates pile ons to viewers who question her nonsense
Nothing to do with being shite on the telly then?In response to a squig asking why she isnāt on the BBC after āa very successful Saturday lockdown kitchen or whatever it was calledā
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"Check me out, I have an OH... (and a 100% fake anecdote to remind you" 
Considering Jack's unable to find 6 minutes free in her schedule atm, Harold's done incredibly well to fit in 4 days in Venice + a day of hosting his family round hers (alongside the Local Elections) into the one 7 day period this year where Jack's got the free time to do it.
Also I presume from her blaspheming at the family, Jack's not portraying Baptist Sunday School Teacher Jack to the future in-laws?
Also I presume from her blaspheming at the family, Jack's not portraying Baptist Sunday School Teacher Jack to the future in-laws?
I can think of a reason she hasn't been invited on to a flagship C4 programme
Dave is from Barrow-in-Furness, the town with the most bookies, chip shops and working men's clubs per person in the UK. Marks and Spencer abandoned their shop there because it wasn't in keeping with their brand. Jack dreams of credentials like that.
So Harold's got a big family and not one of them has googled his new girlfriend and then had a quiet word?!
Harold's relatives, if you're lurking....
Harold's relatives, if you're lurking....
I rent, I have always plumbed in both my washing machine and my dishwasher, itās not difficult, as long as you have access to the drain. Itās much cheaper and more hygienic to run a dishwasher
When my parents feed their cats they put the bowls down and say 'here's your smoosh' so the smoosh element is quite revolting to me personally and combined with the nuzzling element I actually want to vom.
I have just added geegaw, relinquish, stationary, gumshoe, gavotte, doused and spiral stairs to the Jacktionary. Please don't be afraid to contribute to the Jacktionary, I put it in the wiki to make it a collaborative effort and I'm SO TIRED, working 100 hours behind the scenes. Have a lovely evening, pal.
I have just added geegaw, relinquish, stationary, gumshoe, gavotte, doused and spiral stairs to the Jacktionary. Please don't be afraid to contribute to the Jacktionary, I put it in the wiki to make it a collaborative effort and I'm SO TIRED, working 100 hours behind the scenes. Have a lovely evening, pal.
Canāt get much coarser than Gordon Ramsay. (Mind youā¦. He ever been on the BBCAntandDec?
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I need a diagram.
Exactly!
āI do mornings on ITVā = three short segments over the course of four weeks.
God, sheās such a narc.
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