This makes them sound...quite tall...? #hehehe
Our local community fridge only takes homemade things (mostly chutney or bread) if they've been made in a regulated kitchen like a pub or factory. This is because of obvious reasons like food hygiene standards etc.Yes, didn't she claim she gave them all to a community fridge or something? Which just wouldn't happen.
Leaping forward in time to say happy 300th canal! Also, I have broken my scrolling finger reading over Jack's to do list. Truthfully, most of these things are better left undone.oh and, not posted it for a bit and there's a few newbies, delurkers and probably some new lurkers, so here's the latest version of the list i keep of everything jack has said she'll do, but hasn't done
£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
3 recipes per week in 2022
9 half-written manuscripts
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossyGQ awards
a few announcements
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
another walk in a restricted mod area
apple and pear crumble with brown sugar
austerity book
base system going in next book
BBC showguest on dr rupy's iplayer show
best value vegetables for squig
big press photo shoots
big work
black bean brownies recipe
black bean recipes from poll
black pudding pastitsio
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited about for ages
bollocking rishi sunak
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
books for the rural coffee caravanconfirmed never arrived 17.2.22 by rcc twitter
Brand New System for desk - wallpaper
bright blue think tank updates
brioche balls
brioche, mincemeat and camembert wreath
broccoli, creamy cannellini beans and fish
Camp Kitchen from the shed
cannelini bacon and pork belly pie
carrot cake baked oats
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
chicken nuggets with black pudding crumb
chocolate and prune oats
Christmas condiment
Christmas leftovers caesar salad - nov 2022
cinnamon granola recipe
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
comparison of 2021 £20 shop to 2022 £20 shop
compiling list of independent food banks
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
cooking for one book
crispy fish recipe
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
dealing with paying taxes
deep pinky purple mascarpone ice cream
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate
dig out microwave and kettle recipes
DM to Yel
drawing nigella's garden
dyeing all clothes black
easy care for cutlery
email household management book to agent
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loafpeeling pie
filing accounts
flannel blog
flapjack recipe
food truck of joy
gailymail
goat kleftiko
gold rush xmas presents
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
huge depop or Ebay sale
hummus price increase reason
hybrid cassoulet
ideas for pumpkin flesh
inbox zero by bedtime every day
jackfruit version of something
James Bond conspiracy theory
kidney bean, black bean and coconut soup
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kolokythokeftedes recipe
kombucha whisky
leftover cranberry sauce recipe
lever arch files of fan mail
life hacks book
line by line spring budget takedown
links to small businesses
list of slow cooker recipes
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
lockdown list of services
make turnips not taste like turnips
maple syrup story
mashed potato secret
meal planners on website
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mincemeat recipe
mole
monopoly for charity with martin lewis
more cabbage
moving house
mushroom dryingcompleted 2018
mushroom butter
New Thing
newspaper campaignthe fucking express
no- and low-fuel cooking
no waste cook book (on twitter for world earth day)
nutrition degree
onion chopping song
Other Plans for cabbage
ouchy mouth recipes
painstakingly coated menu for week under £20
pastry recipe
patreon update
picture of tree postcards
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
quick pickling
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
redoing dinner to get better light
report for work and pensions committee
repotting spider plants from a friend
reshooting beach pottery in daylight
rooting out Amazon from website
running around in heels with a Tall ManGQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.
running order for xmas dinner
salt and vinegar sardines and spaghetti
sardine tin print
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredientpotato water
send squig mandarin carrot recipe
sending maple syrup tin to fan
serious work
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolleyviewed Sept 2021, unclear if gift
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker recipes, maybe for depher
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
something about how money buys time
something else Jack'll remember sometime
squigs pick eyeshadow looks
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
swamp thing
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
t shirts with offensive sloganactually done within 3 hours 1.2.22
t shirt profits to trussell trust updates
teemill profits
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tiktok
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content - done
train video for squig
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
transcribing government bollocking
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list
vegan cracklingdeep-fried rice paper apparently, admitted April 2022. this was among the original items on this list, first posited in late 2019, preceding these threads
vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio in collab with Linda
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
Vimes Boots Price Index - mid February 2022
visit Poland
weekly routine
write about diva pdf experience
zero waste curry falafels
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I would not put a pizzle pumble past her.What does scratching with a nuzzle mean? Did she mean to type muzzle, instead? Or pizzle?
He’d have to be one of those NBA blokes whose height starts with a 7! I’m her height with a husband over a foot taller than me and I’m still chest height. The height difference she’s describing is more like me versus our toddler!How smol is Jack?
Is sibling the world’s tallest person?
That's a very narcissistic trait, intensity so quickly in relationships, describing someone as your OH or soul mate from the off, rather than naturally letting things progress.How can she not cringe inside fucking out at saying ‘father in law’ and ‘other half’ after a few months dating???? Especially given her dreadful dating and relationships history. I feel sick for her, it’s so devastatingly cringe.
Must never forget to add, in amongst this perpetual cycle of new family, poor SB
Did we know you were a smol HTRIA?He’d have to be one of those NBA blokes whose height starts with a 7! I’m her height with a husband over a foot taller than me and I’m still chest height. The height difference she’s describing is more like me versus our toddler!
Ooh I wonder what hair she'll go for?She means shooting the photographs for the book.
Lads, @kachoochoo @FlowerOfTheEast fear not! I've still got half a mint Viennetta in the freezer so I'll portion it up, pop them into a couple of sequined, single-use jazzy envelopes and wing them over to you both right ruddy now. Enjoy!
Innit, this is news…. Gonna keep my eyes peeled for someone who is Jack’s height, either 5”1.7 or 5”2 or 5”3. Should be easy! Then I’ll whisper in their ear “I’m a big fan of your work……Pumble” and see what they do.Did we know you were a smol HTRIA?
It came out when we were all teheing over 5’1.72 (was it in her bio?), for some reason this is how Apple watches tell you your height! @Gentlemensrelish is also a smol pixie. I’m guessing neither of us have kissed a stranger’s bellybutton tho…Innit, this is news…. Gonna keep my eyes peeled for someone who is Jack’s height, either 5”1.7 or 5”2 or 5”3. Should be easy! Then I’ll whisper in their ear “I’m a big fan of your work……Pumble” and see what they do.
Here begins the devaluation stage of the narc cycle...What a nice thing to say publicly about your OH’s family
Oh come on Tunnel, you're not being fair.Is she on ITV every morning?
No.
How long has she actually been on ITV in the morning?
Less than 10 minutes.
So can she say she does mornings on ITV?
Hardly.
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