Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

[Clovis]

Happy 300th, ninnies.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I’m sorry, dad-joke incoming…

Spoiler

Aww look at that picture of Marx, he’s with the Engels now.

SUPERB!

 

[Jelly Bean]

The squig has replied to this, and quite rightly said -

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Yes quite right Squig. Jack cries bullying at the drop of a hat when she is mildly queried on anything. She herself is a nasty bully.

 

[jenny2603]

I guess we’re not getting the George Useless piece now then….

We'll get it in about a years time.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Congratulations on 300 Ninnies

It’s a shame Jack knocks everything off at 10pm she could of made a little speech, maybe tomorrow after she’s grunked.

 

[jenny2603]

Couldn't Jack send Latest Rumbled Sock on her behalf for the thread 300 celebrations. I'm willing to kick in some cashos as bait.

 

[trueblue222]

Have a lovely evening. From the passive aggressive lunatic Monroe

Nae bother hen

 

[gracebevsescapingboobs]

lots of grunking to do but happy 300

EDIT:have grunked enough to have seen that this has been done already

 

[L3moning]

I’m sorry, dad-joke incoming…

Spoiler

Aww look at that picture of Marx, he’s with the Engels now.

That's almost as bad as my dad's very dad¹ joke the morning after the Brexit referendum.

Spoiler: Dad joke

Dad: "We voted to leave then"

Me: "Yeah, the polls were wrong"

Dad: "which Poles, Lech Wałęsa?"

¹but also pretty clever, especially off the cuff at like 6am.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Thread #300 baby! Three ruddy hundred threads and she STILL insists we’re the grubby ones…

I’m jumping forward to say the following to @Brian Butterfield

Spoiler: Brian Beauterfield

Your post on the last thread resonated with me. Over the last couple of days, I’ve felt really out of my depth - I vote and vote carefully but I just don’t understand politics all that much. And that puts me off contributing. And a Marxist? The only Marx I know is the one whose mother came to Hazard when he was just seven .

But as the beaut @colouredlines said, everyone brings something to these threads. Brian, I HOOT at your posts and I smile at your compassion for everyone here. I identify with your posts that say you’ve had enough of Jack of Twerp Bay. I don’t have further education qualifications but I do have an eye for a great gif…so, in honour of thread #300, the political chat and how I imagine Jack comes down the stairs of The crappy Bungalow of a morning afternoon, have a butchers at this…

 

[fauxpoor]

lads this is almost (nowhere near) better than Liverpool getting to the Euro finals.
300 threads keeping Jack Monroe accountable.
300 threads showing her lies
her fake poverty begging
the LIES
300 threads with RECEIPTS

I've been here since the Christmas dinner of doom sent me over the edge,
as a Northern frau who lives with long term health conditions and uses local
foodbanks/social supermarkets each week I am one of the people Jack FAUXCIALIST
claims to speak for.

Thank you to all my fellow canal members for the fun, frivolities, memes,
you're all funny as duck.

And finally Jack Monroe, get. in. the. BIN
'arl arse

 

[Sideboard Bob]

That's almost as bad as my dad's very dad¹ joke the morning after the Brexit referendum.

Spoiler: Dad joke

Dad: "We voted to leave then"

Me: "Yeah, the polls were wrong"

Dad: "which Poles, Lech Wałęsa?"

¹but also pretty clever, especially off the cuff at like 6am.

Ah that’s a great one!

Spoiler: Off topic

Since we all love FACTS, Marx with the Engels has a double meaning anyway - “engel” is Dutch for “angel“.

On topic, do we think Jack is getting whisked away this weekend with the OH again?

 

[NP]

Thread #300! Toot toot! I brought some corned beef for the buffet.

Spoiler: Ta-da!

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

Who the duck has time to notice what’s in folks bins. Oh yeah, this layabout. She’d love it here, daily fly tipping all over the streets, could furnish her crappy bungalow with actually crappy furniture.

 

[panda_eyes]

Ah that’s a great one!

On topic, do we think Jack is getting whisked away this weekend with the OH again?

I hope she's being whisked away on Jubilee weekend down to London, to join the crowds and wave a little union flag at the Queen, TOOT TOOT

 

[Mr Krabs]

Love the way she uses people’s names to try and sound intimidating.

Looking forward to the recipe for bin soup.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Love the way she uses people’s names to try and sound intimidating.

Yes that is one of her creepy little techniques that she thinks is clever.
Incredibly passive aggressive. Nasty little prune.

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Thread #300 baby! Three ruddy hundred threads and she STILL insists we’re the grubby ones…

I’m jumping forward to say the following to @Brian Butterfield

Spoiler: Brian Beauterfield

Your post on the last thread resonated with me. Over the last couple of days, I’ve felt really out of my depth - I vote and vote carefully but I just don’t understand politics all that much. And that puts me off contributing. And a Marxist? The only Marx I know is the one whose mother came to Hazard when he was just seven .

But as the beaut @colouredlines said, everyone brings something to these threads. Brian, I HOOT at your posts and I smile at your compassion for everyone here. I identify with your posts that say you’ve had enough of Jack of Twerp Bay. I don’t have further education qualifications but I do have an eye for a great gif…so, in honour of thread #300, the political chat and how I imagine Jack comes down the stairs of The crappy Bungalow of a morning afternoon, have a butchers at this…

You must be aware of my body of work, @LennyBriscoe

 

[BubbleDuck]

Happy 300 ninnies!
I got hat envy so hopped on the hat trend . Love a good hat.
i have nothing intelligent or insightful to add .
Jack is still being the same smart price bollock sausage they were 299 threads ago. I’m planning my hat for thread 600 as I type

 

[usefullyuseless]

I feel like we should all get Cornettos on our heads to celebrate the 300 and that jack now identifys as Italian or somefink!

Italy have tweeted Jack

Spoiler: 🇮🇹

Please leave me alone

So hopefully her notes (in Italian!) never see the light of day