Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

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panda_eyes

Happy 300th thread everyone! I made a cake in honour of this momentous occasion.* Which ninny wants a slice first?



* no I didn't, I stole this photo from the internet
 
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kachoochoo

yaaas! this was all part of my evil plan! I won thread title 300 to go with my winning of thread title 100!

anyhoo

to summarise:

jack wrote all the names and parties of the local election candidates in a notebook and was exhausted

jack is now italian, as well as being greek and irish

she's shouted at lots of people and decided she doesn't live in thorpe bay, even though she does

per wiki is up there somewhere

always remember - libel is costly babes x
 
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Toffee finger

300 threads and she hasn’t changed at all.

The one good thing to come from Jack is this bunch of mithering ninnies
 
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FlirtyThirty

FUCK I did a chaos and forgot to credit you!!!! I AM
SO
SORRY
If a mod could pls edit I would be eternally grateful and also leave the threading to more professional fraus than me.
 
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traumatised sideboard

Happy #300 everyone, I've got a hat to celebrate. It's not made of pigskin so it's not an investment piece but I think it's quite festive.

Can I just bring over from the last thread the shocking fact that @Toffee finger has given us, which is that Southend doesn't have wheelie bins. How the fuck did she see potatoes and greens rolling out of a hole in her neighbour's bin if they don't even have bins?
 
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Brian Butterfield

I wanna 300 party hat!

*stamps feet*
 
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RevEd

Interestingly (or not, I suppose) in Hebrew 300 is ש - Sheen (or Shin) - the 21st letter in the alphabet, meaning 'appointed time' or 'election.'

It is also connected with the name 'sheddai' for God and, semi-famously, the shape Is used as a blessing by Jewish priests...


Which is where Leonard Nimoy got his idea from for the Vulcan greeting in Star Trek, by just using one hand in the same shape.



Anyway. Congratulations on reaching 300 threads, canal. Bless you all.
 
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Helatruralhome

Lol where we are we are on a 3 week collection and only allowed to put out 3 bags (equivalent to 1 bag a week- no wheelie bins) but recycling is good!
 
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Aquamarina

We’ve been through so much on these threads. From Ham Crisps (remember her?) To “Sit down, I need to see fucking Redcar.” The incredible Thread 31 where Jack actually showed up, to “Terrible”, the Lingreenie This Morning #neverforgeteamonnsface and so many other memorable moments this middle aged frau is struggling to remember. Cheers to you mithering ninnies for the past few years of entertainment on Tattle. We’ve made it to 300!
 
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