Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons

[NeoCortex]

Who the duck eats a knob of butter? I mean for one if she were povvo it would be cheap lard. And second. Eat a lump of cheese you cretin

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Today's sloppy savers!

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'Loosen it up a bit', what, like your bowels will have after eating this slop?

 

[shouldbutshornt]

She said a friend did them and she got mates rates.
But what she says and what was the actual truth are entirely different.

Yeah, just like the Smeg fridge was free, gifted by a friend. Who knows. I’d have sold the Smeg and bought something practical. Especially if it was really in the garage so long because it was too big.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Yeah, just like the Smeg fridge was free, gifted by a friend. Who knows. I’d have sold the Smeg and bought something practical. Especially if it was really in the garage so long because it was too big.

It was a different Smeg which was a gift from a friend, she bought the £3k one all by herself (after a failed begging attempt to Smeg via twitter).

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Right I’m going to do the thread and try not to have a smol chaos this time.

 

[LavaFlake]

Yes Jack because Italians don't eat breakfast and have pasta for lunch AND dinner duck off with your long grain risottos. Ciao babe x

 

[shouldbutshornt]

I can‘t get through the 2 minute video, it’s just too awkward. I always feel nervous watching nervous people. Just can’t. And that’s prerecorded quality?!

 

[bananasplit88]

How? How is it even possible that she’s actually getting worse at this? I have never seen anything as revolting as her putrid slop on a tv cooking segment.

 

[panda_eyes]

 

[Geetbo]

Right I’m going to do the thread and try not to have a smol chaos this time.

Good luck dear heart.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She made extensive notes IN ITALIAN!!! hahahaha

 

[Clapster1]

She made extensive notes IN ITALIAN!!! hahahaha

I am done!!!!!
Done I tell you.

 

[panda_eyes]

Didn't her first cookbook have no salt?

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Second tweet seems to have been deleted already.

 

[shouldbutshornt]

It was a different Smeg which was a gift from a friend, she bought the £3k one all by herself (after a failed begging attempt to Smeg via twitter).

That’s insane!

 

[Fruitjack]

Wait she made notes in Italian, I think I’m going to wet myself laughing.

 

[bateman4ever]

She made extensive notes IN ITALIAN!!! hahahaha

A latter day renaissance woman, right enough. Is there anything that she hasn't 'completed it, mate?'

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

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Mm, baby food pasta.

Her meals always seem like the result of that game where you write a line of a story, fold the paper, and give it to your friend, who writes another line, folds it, and hands it to the next person. [ADJECTIVE] + [UNSUITABLE INGREDIENT] made with [QUESTIONABLE TECHNIQUE] and served in [RANDOM HOUSEHOLD ITEM]. Hilarity and vomiting ensue.

 

[Fruitjack]

The thing about simple food is that the ingredients have to be good quality.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Could it be..?

Spoiler: ?