I might be a terrible person but I wouldn't be happy for her if she did buy a house having spent the last two years constantly moaning about having £34 in her bank account, not being able to turn her heating on and having to RENT for the rest of her days. Anything she does buy will have been at least partly funded by the well-meaning but naive squigs she's manipulated into thinking she's a hair's width away from destitution.
Jack Monroe #296 Over cooked, under cooked, pumbling free
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I'm stuck on the vase, is that a regular feature?! it looks like it's mooning the cookery1. the slow mo stirring the contents of a child’s nappy
2. the shaking like a shitting dog. again.
3. the substitutions
4. the grotty t-shirt that looks like it needs throwing away
5. the stupid gelatine in the middle of the cake. no wait, it’s pear
I reckon she is cheap as chips to book. Jack is so desperate and biting at the bit to get any high profile gig. I honestly think she is probably super cheap as a booking and that's the reason she keeps getting the gigs.
Any researchers/bookers would look at her Twitter numbers, the lies the main media peddles and think they've got a right bargain. She's the Easy Jet of TV cooking! You get what you pay for and are left wholly disappointed.
“According to the timestamps on her original Myspace page,[non-primary source needed]Boucher began writing music under the name Grimes in 2007. Her performer name was chosen because at the time, MySpace allowed artists to list three musical genres. She listed "grime" for all three, without knowing what the grime music genre was.[21][22]Grimes is self-taught in music and visual art.”
This is what Wikipedia says.
Please say there are more rounds of this game I LOVE it!!!!
I’m still not over the cake. Like a previous post says why not a Victoria sponge - most likely have some type of marg and sugar and eggs and flour is much cheaper than apple sauce and coconut milk and can be used for other things. Or maybe a tea loaf - there’s a fab recipe that uses weetabix and tea again things your more likely to have in the house. And I’m sure you can make a cake mix up with a can of pop - again cheaper and tastes nicer.
I'm currently waiting for them to guess the secret ingredient in Jack's pancakes. I'm having far too much fun
WE KNEW YOU WOULD BECOME SENTIENT, PUMBLE!
Please don't eat any of us, we're not sloppy enough.
No I get it, I would be outraged for that reason, especially if she tries to play it down or hide the fact that she's bought? But tbh in my mind, Jack's grifting and lying is already firmly baked into my perception of everything she does, so I can feel that outrage but also more objectively recognise that owning her own place would probably improve her mental state if that makes sense!
Hmmm I dunno about that, I rekcon she's more liekly to be an overcharger, given that she's a self-acknowledged greedy little goblin. Since most normies still totally buy her pov LARP, she ticks woke boxes for many organisations keen to demonstrate their caring credentials, so people are willing to pay.
And to all the posters wondering about Grimes, off-topic but her music is the BOMB. If you're into stuff like K-Pop, Charli XCX, SOPHIE, Janet Jackson in her more experimental phases, then give Grimes' album Visions a whirl. It's weird but fab!
That's @CrackingOwlSanctuary 's profile pic!! I was just thinking why have they got an a. Not that I can talk as a censored WHELK.
The slow-mo shots are doing me in, especially the one of the 'smooth' and 'glossy' batter.Gutted to have missed a watch along yesterday, but added to the gallery. She must have recorded this one first given she's shaking like a hostage victim. Maybe they ditched the filmed clip for last week as it was that bad?
It's still not been added to the Lorraine site
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OT but I always thought your pic was a ham, but now when I zoom in I see the error of my ways!
There are dinners we all cook where you look at it and think: ‘that’s a masterpiece’ and there are other dinners where they look like crap, taste okay and more importantly, fill a hole.
that fake risotto falls into the latter category and should never have been photographed by someone who makes their living out of cooking.
worse still (for me) is that she got one of those background rolls of paper out, and colour coordinated the bowl with it.
like, you can polish the curd as much as possible; it still looks like tit.
that fake risotto falls into the latter category and should never have been photographed by someone who makes their living out of cooking.
worse still (for me) is that she got one of those background rolls of paper out, and colour coordinated the bowl with it.
like, you can polish the curd as much as possible; it still looks like tit.
Not just us
If I were to make the monstrosity of a cake why do I need apple sauce instead of egg when I have pulverised the pear into pear sauce. Where did the singular piece of pear come from when the pear was pulverised. Why was it not called chocolate and ginger cake as the was a huge amount off ginger in it. Did the ginger not mask the flavour of both the chocolate and the pear. Why did you bloody bother. So many questions
You can see why she normally cuts up and hides the sausages. They just look so sad and unappetising.
And as others said, why sausages as a risotto side?! A nice chunk of bread and/or salad would make it a better and healthier meal. She's a performing moron!
The slow mo shots with that background music
"Apple sauce, which you might have on the side of your roast, if you're that sort of person." Why does Jack make apple sauce consumers sound like the local peeping tom?
Suzie wants in on the pumble mash up - She’s got Jack nailed today “work feebly and ineffectively” but I wonder is a spuddle the puddle Jack finds her instant mash 
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They add nothing but large and gristle. There is already protein in the endame beans and any cheese. It's like they saw a primo verde risotto and thought how can I get it up
Have we seen this? 
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