Jack Monroe #293 Georgia Church Suppers, just like MamaPapa used to make!

[CocoCottesmore]

Ok listening back and transcribing;
JCC: do you know how a Georgian person would pronounce Tblisi?
Now into voice notes
Friend: Woman why on earth do you want to know that?
JCC: well I am a member of an Internet forum and people are wondering as there is a fake chef who pretended to read a Georgian cook book, and I know you've been there so I thought I'd ask you, I'm very invested in the conversations
Friend: Is Mr C (obv didn't say Mr C IRL) home tonight?
JCC: no, I'm home alone
Friend: thought so. I could tell you but I won't as I think you are crazy, it's Saturday night and you need to get a life. I will text Mr C and tell him he shouldn't leave you alone. I love you very much but you are a mad woman. Put a film on please

I want to hang out with you and your wonderful friend

 

[Cantthinkofausername]

Did she water the milk down by any chance? My mate used to do that (she used full fat milk). Still wouldn't be enough though.

 

[TbilisiPeach]

God, the "my last spring" in that screenshot is channelling Beth in Little Women, tragic stuff

Reminds me of Carole's last good summer.

 

[Captainmouse]

Can someone point me to the Walliams thread (pretty) please? I’ve read a few old ones but haven’t come across that one!

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Starts here

Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon

She’s now going after David Walliams.....

tattle.life

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

When TD posted a screenshot of Jacks booklist she squiggled out her name.


Jack is forensic enough to factor in when SB goes to his dads for the day but has breakfast at her house first, or has been away for the day and comes home in time for tea, so SB may be at this dads house for more than one third of the time, its just one third of his meals he has there.

One of TD's squigs named her.

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Nope! Maybe the whole thing has been quietly canned.

Geddit? Canned!

Punderdul!

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Help I can't get anything to rhyme with Tbilisi.

Tbfrisky ? Or whisky x. Bless your heart

 

[trueblue222]

The instant mash, theres no way on God's green earth a healthy sized portion is 10p. That's the first obvious one for me.

the whole packet is. But that’s 28p on the basics range. No way is a healthy size portion 10p

 

[Cookiecookie]

I don't believe he prefers slop at all.

Me either. Poor kid

 

[Droosie123]

Could leyla be the new OH, looking awfully chummy there

 

[HotesTilaire]

I would be especially curious to calorie count her “meal planner”...

I really want to do it, I have a Fitbit which I could use.
I say shit like this and then never get around to it though.

 

[Pavlova]

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That 'hold fast' photo is from my fave film Master and Commander ( I recognised it straight away lol) - although newer fraus can be forgiven for thinking this is Jacksie's actual fingernails (if past performances are anything to go by). Jack Monroe - the Preserved Killick of the Culinary World. (ETA: he's the cook on board who's always moaning and whining, and serves up Weevil-ridden food...)

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

sums up that

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Apologies dear hearts - my last but one post mentioned a video. God knows what happened/went wrong! It's audio of the radio intro, which is now saved in Tattle media files here: https://tattle.life/media/jacksie-on-radio-4-food-programme-24-april-2022-mp4.1260/
Brace yourselves if you haven't already heard it. x

That laugh at the end

 

[Captainmouse]

On a serious note do people remember back in the day when she only had to breathe to get nominated for awards. It’s not like that now. Hence all the chaos on twitter

On another note I had a look at the cheap broadband. I don’t have broadband right now. I have a very good deal on my phone but in time it might be useful for me. Mainly because I’m at uni.

I only looked at the virgin media one and it’s a good offer but you can’t sign up online. I imagine because you have to show evidence that you are entitled. And that’s fair enough. Except any time I have taken advantage of anything I can get because I’ve been on UC I’ve been able to do it online. And that’s better in my view. I’ve only ever got cheaper glasses and money towards training as I’m on UC. (Not complaining). But in doing both of these things I could apply online. Didn’t need to talk to anyone to do it.

Because it can be a hard thing to do actually phoning someone and saying I’m on benefit. Also. The savings are marginal. My last broadband provider was I think shell energy and I was paying 19.99. I would be paying 15.00 to virgin and I bet there would be a cap on usage. A lot of people would be better off paying the 5 quid extra particularly if they are online a lot

I’m currently as well just using my local library when I need to use a desktop pc. What I’m trying to say is that Jack is promoting this as absolutely brilliant when it’s probably not. I’m better off just now having no broadband and paying for unlimited data on my phone.

I’m with EE and on my last contract they sent me an offer and I ended up paying 20 quid a month for unlimited texts and phone calls and unlimited data too. Given that people on Uc must have a phone so their work coach can contact them it was better for me to ditch the broadband and get a good phone deal.

PS Jack. Corbyn wanted to give everyone free broadband

Have a look at 3 I’m on unlimited, currently 8 squid, monthly rolling

 

[StringyMango]

Not Philippa Perry Fuxache,

 

[StatusWoe]

Do you think it could be OH related?

 

[Shamefullymiddleclass]

I feel your pain! Just forked out £50 for someone to unblock my washing machine pump (or something) after a colour-catcher

Bung them in a curry

When I was in my own pov period, used to give my small children dandelions. As nutritious as spinach I was told.

We also ate alot of lobster, cos I lived in a fishing village and people gave them to us for nothing.

Actually. I might write a book, lobster and dandelion souffle....

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Can I just check the rules, am I allowed to like a squigs post? Or is that crossing the tattle divide?

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

I’m very glad to say that I don’t own a radio

BBC SOUNDS app dear heart