It's even funnier when you read this from Jack straight after.I’m not sure if this has already been noted, soz if it has, but this like on TD’s original book tweet is
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yes absolutely! x
Obviously that's the one she meant to include. The Georgian Church Suppers banger was for a different list you ninny! Theological inspired slop fest's and she recommends drinking the Buckfast Monk's delightful tonic mixed with herbal tea as an aperitif
500 guests. Ha ha ha. Deliveroo are going to be on speed dial...
Why you cry?
Church cook book lie
Shoes, in Liverpool it’s usually spelled with an e on the end.
All the 'didn't see it didn't happen' vibes that you'd expect from a toddler with zero understanding that.....
THERE ARE ALWAYS RECEIPTS!!!
Ah right, thanks. Around here
it's normally 'yous'.
I actually just googled Ukraine vs The Ukraine as I had no idea (totally on me being unintentionally ignorant) that The Ukraine was problematic - never called it that myself as I assumed it was just a change that was made without considering why, noticed it tends to be the older generations who use 'The', like how my mum still calls the Netherlands Holland. So thank you for making me want to look deeper! I love these threads for many reasons but one is that I've definitely educated myself on things that haven't occurred to me before
to keep on topic - agree Jack would defo say it.Think she’s trying to be northern Irish with that youse. I don’t mind Jamie Oliver. At least he’s not a try hard like Jack.
On a side note. Jack is basically suggesting that she started a new relationship when she’s on the verge of a nervous breakdown and having a case of the bad mentals. I know she’s a liar but if I were on the edge of a breakdown the last thing I would be doing is dragging someone else into the situation.
Stop lying Jack.
On a side note. Jack is basically suggesting that she started a new relationship when she’s on the verge of a nervous breakdown and having a case of the bad mentals. I know she’s a liar but if I were on the edge of a breakdown the last thing I would be doing is dragging someone else into the situation.
Stop lying Jack.
Ooh ooh, his restaurant is very near me. It is called House of Feasts. He is a trained chef, used to work at Noma. He surely hasn’t seen any of Jack’s food!
Edited to add, he does serve Kielbasa though.
Could have laughed it off, made a joke about it and it'd be ok but no. She should take a leaf out of Paloma Faith's book today on DKL when she got in a muddle thinking she knew the origin of a Portuguese word. Made a joke, pretended to hide behind the counter, popped back up and carried right on. Totally charming
Jack's printer will be doing some serious overtime this weekend.
Why mushrooms grate?
The peach state.
The peach state.
Jamie is known as the nonna-botherer in this house.
That’s the thing isn’t it, most people when told they’ve said something a bit off will look into and and say “my bad” and then everyone moves on. Jack has a full megachaos and then makes some fish slop fritters.I actually just googled Ukraine vs The Ukraine as I had no idea (totally on me being unintentionally ignorant) that The Ukraine was problematic - never called it that myself as I assumed it was just a change that was made without considering why, noticed it tends to be the older generations who use 'The, like how my mum still calls the Netherlands Holland. So thank you for making me want to look deeper! I love these threads for many reasons but one is that I've definitely educated myself on things that haven't occurred to me before
It's also causing me considerable distress as a Scottish frau. Northern Irish frauen will also be very worried this evening.
Precisely - like my mum (who is in her 70s) sometimes uses language that she shouldn't - purely because it's what she grew up with and doesn't realise it's not ok. She will however listen and correct herself. Jack would make a huge deal out of it then deploy Cooper or an inexplicable egg.
Well, quite. FTM is aimed at kids isn’t it, but Jack’s food isn’t exactly what you’d call appealing for kids/families at all. All that ghastly slop.“Behind the scenes”
TK threw some massive shade when he was promoting it, something like all the meals being easy to cook and what the whole family would like, nothing “out there” and no weird concoctions
Plus, I think TK knows a fake when he sees one. Both he and Marcus were working class kids, and on free school meals at various times. Jack was neither. They were children of single mothers who struggled to make ends meet. Her childhood was a comfortable one: ballet lessons, ferried about in mummy’s Range Rover, her own bedroom in a nice big house, etc. etc. And she got very snappy at Marcus on SM when he was getting a lot of attention for the free school meals thing. And still tried to muscle in on that letter they did to the Govt. So I wouldn’t think they have much time for her.
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