Veronicaaa
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The boxes take up a ludicrous amount of space so instead of, like, throwing them out, just turn them inside out and then they take up ..... exactly the same amount of space. Problem solved 
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colouredlines
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I really hope Jack doesn't grunk until she's proudly served up her traditional Georgian chicken-fried steak and grits, just like ბებია used to make.
ETA: re her refusal to bastardise other countries' cuisines...does she realise Italy is a country?
ETA: re her refusal to bastardise other countries' cuisines...does she realise Italy is a country?
Sideboard Bob
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Omg this is the highlight of my sad little week.If she has read it, then surely she is aware it is about the state of Georgia?
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Semi_literate_bot
Active member
Exactly this
The absolute nerve of her when she appropriates and bastardises every cuisine and identity going!
Indian frau here 🔺️ so I find her 'curry' abominations particularly offensive. I'll give you this one for free, Jack - throwing curry powder at raw onions and tinned fruit or rinsed beans does not a curry make. It's one of the most wide ranging and diverse food cultures and actually lends itself very well to simple, cheap and delicious recipes but she still manages to make a mockery of it! But what do I know? She is of course the LITERAL food expert
Archduchess of Luxembourg
VIP Member
'I'm such a nerd for church cookbooks'. Lads, I am ended. I can't get over this. I stop laughing, then start again.
Shamefullymiddleclass
Member
I booked my kids ballet lessons in Berwick Australia instead of Berwick england. Paid upfront for a whole block, was quite hard to get a refund...
Am I Jack?
Am I Jack?
This is why I always rate JO. James Martin too.
Although both quite annoying they are both dyslexic and had a miserable time at school. They literally have no GCSEs and wouldn't have had a hope in hell of going to grammar school.
JM worked washing pots at Castle Howard whilst still in primary school and JO did the same at his dad's pub.
Both left home at 15 to go abroad to learn how to cook. They worked their socks off and got good reputations for being hard workers.
Clodagh from This Morning spent years in Italy and a whole year just chopping veg for the soup in one restaurant.
I've spoken before about my friend who has a pub restaurant and she spent 3 years at catering college then 20 years in kitchens. Not only did she learn cooking skills but also customer service, how to clean a toilet properly and how to make a bed. She has the ability to do all her costings in her head. She literally knows how much profit she can make from one potato.
Jack just has no clue and her sense of entitlement is off the charts.
traumatised sideboard
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Congrats @Veronicaaa for your thread title, even though it was illegally early. As a consequence you don't get to sample my steampunk fizzy tea.
Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Please refrain from thread title suggestions until the latter half of the thread, use the words 'thread title' and NO RUDE WORDS.
Recap:
Jack has gone off on one, laying into a poor squig on Twitter for no real reason but it's ok because she's already declared it forgotten.
She cooked an absolutely revolting cacophony of slop. It included baked carrot cake oats and a pie using mostly pig bits with cannellini beans, topped with pastry apparently cooked over her dervish of cold fury.
She keeps trying to make cooked banana skins happen. They're not going to happen.
Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Please refrain from thread title suggestions until the latter half of the thread, use the words 'thread title' and NO RUDE WORDS.
Recap:
Jack has gone off on one, laying into a poor squig on Twitter for no real reason but it's ok because she's already declared it forgotten.
She cooked an absolutely revolting cacophony of slop. It included baked carrot cake oats and a pie using mostly pig bits with cannellini beans, topped with pastry apparently cooked over her dervish of cold fury.
She keeps trying to make cooked banana skins happen. They're not going to happen.
PoorPatrol
VIP Member
Reader, I gasped!! It takes a lot these days, but I just had to actively make a decision to close my mouth. I am shooketthhhhhh!! She’s gone for Jamie, AGAIN
She’s such a spiteful little prick. I tell you what, say that to Nigella about Nigellissima. I double dare you, Jack, you fucking cretin. This, says the cunt who just bastardised stroganoff! Is this my aneurysm??
Satisfying Click
VIP Member
The only reason for Jack writing this tweet was to drop in the word Kyiv
No, not at all my lovely. If anything this post shows you have a heart.I'm so sorry for my polski sklep post, would you like me to delete it @MooBelle.
Also, no shade at anyone posting about 'Vlad'
We need humour in these dark times and no one on these threads has ever crossed a line. I have often posted stupid things about 'Vlad' and we all know it is supposed to be a joke.
My anger is entirely directed at Jack Monroe. She is vile. She appropriates so many causes, but this one just really got to me.
I'm fine and my son and his in-laws are fine, but they are having to make life changing choices at this moment in time and that stupid woman is trying to get SM likes generated by interest in the Ukranian war.
I know your origin story @Pavlova was due to a pile on by Jack and you suffered a lot. I think you are lovely and I know you have no harm in you.
Please don't erase your posts x
Brian Butterfield
VIP Member
That reminds me of the time my husband booked us a trip to Budapest as we were going to a festival there.
Reader, he booked Bucharest.
Jemadah
VIP Member
Amazing stuff. I'm going to do this and use the boxes to store my Easter eggs.
Into_the_tunnel
VIP Member
OMFG.
ETA. No one cares about OH Jack. Please, please, please stop.
ETA. No one cares about OH Jack. Please, please, please stop.
Orphan_Black
VIP Member
I love how she screams about how tired and busy she is when today has consisted of getting up at noon, painting her nails with Tippex, and making boxes out of boxes.
