Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?

[trueblue222]

where does she buy bread thats 20p?

They get the bread discounted from fare share and sell it on for 20p at a community kitchen. That’s what I took from that tweet

 

[GrannyOgg]

i mean she’s obviously lying about the 2am feast but i can’t figure out the purpose of this particular lie…trying to seem mentally unwell so critics back off?

To reset the mood after yesterdays lunacy?

 

[Captainmouse]

She can't bake a cake for the school fête, only vagina cakes remember

She can’t bake a cake full stop, house bricks on the other hand

 

[Pavlova]

Um, what’s that now?

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That's not the United Nations @ting her is it? I bloody hope not. What's up with these people???
And please can we have that list of stuff she's done included at the start of each thread from @Terrible ?It would be fab for the newbies x

 

[Captainmouse]

Also, they’ve clearly not fact-checked anything.
Jack didn’t cause the ONS changes - they’d already been announced last year. She didn’t “launch” the Vimes Boots Index - it doesn’t exist. She doesn’t provide nutritious recipes for The Poors - the portions are tiny (so she can keep them artificially cheap) and are often calorie-deficient - it’s not food that people can live off.
She’s a vicious bully on SM. Time and time again.
All that, and she’s not paid tax for at least two years, despite working solidly and having many lucrative projects (not to mention ££££ from Patreon). This is not tax avoidance (legal), it is tax evasion (very much not legal).
I hope someone writes to this organisation and alerts them to this. If she wins, it will be hugely embarrassing for them.
Same goes for The Food Programme. I hope they’ve fact checked. And if they’ve interviewed her, god knows how many new lies the self-aggrandising twerp will have come up with.


ETA: Not to mention the scammy Kickstarter. So many skeletons in her closet.

Closet? A vast Cavern

 

[Terrible]

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You should put that in your book Jack! I’m sure it’s not too late.

 

[br2491]

50% bullshit 50% slop.

Jack Monroe 100% authentic slop-shit

 

[Captainmouse]

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The only solution is for Twitter to implement some kind of filter that gives the user a mild electric shock everytime they tweet something this stupid.

She'd be totally fried

 

[Readingismyhobby]

You warned me and I did it anyway. I am a fool. Off to find some bleach for my eyeballs.

I googled and it made me laugh, mainly because of the outfit.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

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No, it doesn’t.

 

[RaeRae]

I agree with the last line. In a fair and equitable society she would be out of a job.

We can hope

 

[Captainmouse]

God she’s a monster. The ego is out of control.
And as for this quote: “I don't talk about it, I just get on with it”.
YOU FUCKING WHAT?? You literally never stop banging on about it.

She talks more than actual doing

 

[Shimmering]

I think it was he had been accused of being pro IRA.

It's mentioned in this classic article:

Jack Monroe: 'Twitter became like any addiction – this is terrible! I want more!’

As she turns 30, the activist and writer discusses social media, vegan pub food and her on-off love for Labour

www.theguardian.com

 

[YenE]

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Apologies to the hungover fraus

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oh will she ever shut up! Just for 24 hours. And if the OH hasn’t made the “connnection” they are nose blind.

 

[Captainmouse]

Dear god- she’s on one eh?
As for the OH not being on social media- that’s a blessing for him right there!
If only I could leave the madness of Monroe behind.
Just wanna be there when she falls. ( I know that’s bad of me but…hey, sue me!)

There is a humongous queue, awaiting that very moment

 

[humpty.]

Daddy got it for her.

Is there any concrete proof in salary because it does feel awfully high

 

[hellosailor⚓]

She’s awake

Spoiler: TW Food stuff

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Cooking fuckin bacon, was it?

 

[KebabGirl]

ah man, i still love ck one and get lots of happy memories when i smell it and now the fuckwit's gone and ruined that too!

Babe, same.

I still use it, as I'm stuck in the 90s. And it doesn't make me sneeze. Looking at the bottle thinking hmm, maybe it's time for a change!

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Nailed it

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Tell me that’s not for real? That looks a tight mess.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Wash her hands? Naaahh