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Did anyone see her recipe for microwaved banana with two squares of chocolate on top.
For a barbeque or campfire, slit the banana, add the chocolate, wrap in foil and cook in the fire. Do the same with small oranges. Mmmm.
 
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Blimey, I’ve trying to keep up all day with this thread! (Currently on page 16)

I think we should all be able to put on our C.V.s being proficient In ‘GL studies’ shows dedication, endurance and Good concentration in an ever evolving situation.

Regarding JM, I really wish she would take more time for herself & SB. She invests So much energy into SM, she could divert that Energy into maintaining good mental health, which would make it easier for her in the long run to build a career & find some peace & emotional stability.

I am dismayed those who know her personally are not assisting her more with support she needs. If I knew her I’d whisk her away to a remote retreat (no phone)with people who can help her find coping strategies.

I am disappointed she appears to be jumping on the free child meals bandwagon suddenly when MR did an amazing job of this on his own due to his own childhood experiences. As far as I can see, until the government U turn she hadn’t even mentioned impoverished children during lockdown being an massive issue (M’lud, just an observation, due to the amount of tweets deleted.)
 
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Does anyone else get a bit fed up with her lockdown recipes. As in. Someone has six bananas. What can I do with my bananas jack?

You can make banana chilli ketchup!!!

Why do the recipes need to be so pretentious? Ridiculous and pretentious.

Rub a cauliflower with some kale pesto and fling it in the oven with some quinoa......

She’s apparently ‘on it’ re the free lunches and people are calling her inspirational and saying she should get an award. For?

Slagging off a free lunch?
 
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Its sooo weird and manipulative - i assume she retweets it whenever one of her posts doesn't get 100% positive replies?
It’s the blue-tickers. She is desperate for them to notice her. But, lately, they don’t. She couldn’t care less about her bog standard followers, which is why she is clearly so irritated by them and rude to them.
 
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Not sure if this is the time to post this but think it is relevant. Many years ago I was a stay at home mum with two boys, aged approximately 4 and 2. My husband was in a non managerial admin job, not greatly paid but more than many.

The day before my husband was paid I believed I had no food in the house. I did a stock take, I had flour, butter, a dried up end of cheddar, two bendy carrots, a few frozen peas, an onion, a large potato and one tin of baked beans.

I made pastry and then turned it in to cheesy vegetable pasties, served them with baked beans. That time I managed to wing it. Have had low level food hoarding tendencies since.

That was a near as I got to not being able to feed my children, others are not so lucky. I do believe though that some people could benefit from some cookery advice, my mum taught me to make pastry. Not everyone has that benefit.

What I don't believe, is it that JM is a saviour for anyone. For the record my older son, who sadly has not been around for more than 20 years was born a few days earlier than JM. I could write a really good book on cooking for a family on a budget. I am not marketable enough to get a deal.
 
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Selection boxes are great for treats over a period after Christmas. There's usually drives for toys, books, stationery items too. Sadly there's also a need for clothes banks - knickers, socks, school shirts, basic trousers or skirts, cardigans or jumpers, shoes. Even supermarket uniforms are too expensive for some families each year. And YAY for the recognition of period poverty and free items in schools and elsewhere - my employer puts packs in every loo, even the gents so they can be taken home for family and friends.
 
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This lunch stuff very much feels like piggybacking off of the success of a black man / trying to steal some of his current clout. Which sits uncomfortably with me given her video and promises of allyship.
 
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Please make them stop.
FFS. What on EARTH could Jack contribute?? Do they think Marcus needs help from a white woman? How fucking patronising. He is doing fine, he doesn’t need help - although I expect there are many trying to hitch themselves to his wagon.
 
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This lunch stuff very much feels like piggybacking off of the success of a black man / trying to steal some of his current clout. Which sits uncomfortably with me given her video and promises of allyship.
I was just thinking the same thing. She’s looking for brownie points after she messed up by slagging off Jamie Oliver.
 
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I really hate having to play catch up, but I love being able to call it a grunka lunka I have spent the entire thread literally open mouthed and as per usual I'm kinda speechless....

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So I will start with what has come to be expected from me Jack you are an absolute fucking cunt, no seriously you are a fucking disgrace, you spend 99% of your life moaning and whinging on twitter, have you ever thought of getting off twitter and actually doing something to help? I mean actually help not the fake oh I'm so busy behind the scenes you have no idea what I do, I only share 0.01% of my life online bullshit that you peddle! Marcus Rashford along with so many others have spent all of lockdown helping those in need. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? NOTHING that's what, you fucking despicable cunt, except lie, beg for money, whinge and moan about how fucking hard you have it, how shitty your house is, how mad you are you don't own property yet, all I hear when you talk is blah blah fucking blah, get over yourself, stop trying to ride the coat tails of others who are doing good it's time to put your big girl pants on and either actually do something or shut your mouth and get off the Internet... I could go on and on and on but I won't because I'm just getting madder and madder and unlike some of our lovely tattlers I'm not eloquent and articulate with my words, you fucking cunt....

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She's said a few times about SB being a fussy eater, and that their veggies are mainly tinned or microwaved. She has no idea about nutrition

I'd imagine they'd have to be fairly generic to cover different religious and cultural needs to.
 
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She's said a few times about SB being a fussy eater, and that their veggies are mainly tinned or microwaved. She has no idea about nutrition
I’d be fussy too if chicken porridge and grated corned beef were the choices at teatime.
 
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Uhhh so out of the loop. Eldest bit his respite carer yesterday. Amidst this global pandemic I'm sure you can all imagine how much paperwork I've had to fill out.

One quick question.

Are these food parcels free? The ones jack is ridiculing
 
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I mean, honestly, it’s not just me that finds all this ridiculous?! EAT THEM.
I don’t get how all these people have somehow bought things they don’t know what to do with / have no use for? Or were they all gifted like jacks smeg? (Superbehind just catching up!)

My son always used to want to make a strawberry pizza and I thought he was talking shit. I guess he wasnt...
Get him to start an Instagram show stat!

Yeh they def don’t look great at all, but what has jack done to help this? These children would be getting 0 otherwise, as usual she is wading in after someone else ( who she has ignored, unless I missed it?) has done most of the hard work and now, as other people have said, she’s basically saying what he’s done (whilst not acknowledging him) isn’t good enough . Wtaf
 
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Please make them stop.
I hear you!

Rashford has got this far without Jack I'm sure he doesn't need some slop creator jumping on his bandwagon.

In fact wasnt that just what she accused THAT MAN of doing, exactly what she is doing now and jumping on that bandwagon?

One rule for Jack another rule for everyone else obviously
 
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