I'm so happy to hear he's a good 'un
I'm so happy to hear he's a good 'unHe is just like you’d imagine. Totally aware of how ridiculous the ‘business’ is. He sent me some Jo Malone perfume when I was poorly with anxiety in the first lockdown, and he sent my Son loads of rare Pulp vinyl when I told him my son loved pulp
saw him one time in the wh smiths at work. was too fucking overcome to say that I expected to marry him when I was 11He is just like you’d imagine. Totally aware of how ridiculous the ‘business’ is. He sent me some Jo Malone perfume when I was poorly with anxiety in the first lockdown, and he sent my Son loads of rare Pulp vinyl when I told him my son loved pulp
I really want to go to any localBabe, same. We could've had a cabal meetup here:
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Angreely agreeing orphany BJust thinking how offensive Jack has been recently.
People are literally choosing to starve to survive, and poverty campaigner Jack is laughing about midnight sandwiches and packets of crisps?! She's using a couple of meals worth of ingredients on a greasy breakfast, using plenty of cooking methods. She's letting fresh produce go off (apple in the porridge.) She's going to fast food restaurants and spending over £20 on absolute shit. She's making out that her pet cemetary backpack is so quirky, when it's the norm for a lot of ethnic communities, and as the crisis spreads, more people will be looking at cheaper meats for eating.
Being poor is nothing but a jolly jape to the silly twat. She's so very damaging to the actual cause she claims to represent.
(And SB aint there. Thank fuck.)
Lazarus, sorry I missed your last sentences. I support you! I have a perfectly ordinary and lovely name with no odd spelling, usually mispronounced such that they may as well call me Dennis, as the substitute is so different. CHILDREN can hear and understand it perfectly first time, but adults don't even bother to try, let alone if they only see it written. I hate that so much, it's not ME. I feel for you. I have a lovely trio of kids who correct people really plainly, which is a delight xxbut since starting school almost 40 years ago, people have got my name wrong. Colleagues who I've worked with for years still mispronounce my name... As a result I felt at times like my identity was diminished and I'm very sensitive about people naming others. I've pulled people for mispronouncing my name, my siblings names and even colleagues names, so I'm very much with the majority here.
I would love TD or a top blue ticket to point this out.Just thinking how offensive Jack has been recently.
People are literally choosing to starve to survive, and poverty campaigner Jack is laughing about midnight sandwiches and packets of crisps?! She's using a couple of meals worth of ingredients on a greasy breakfast, using plenty of cooking methods. She's letting fresh produce go off (apple in the porridge.) She's going to fast food restaurants and spending over £20 on absolute shit. She's making out that her pet cemetary backpack is so quirky, when it's the norm for a lot of ethnic communities, and as the crisis spreads, more people will be looking at cheaper meats for eating.
Being poor is nothing but a jolly jape to the silly twat. She's so very damaging to the actual cause she claims to represent.
(And SB aint there. Thank fuck.)
Oh darling much as he was utterly handsome, dear heart Captain Kirk could only ever talk really (historical rapping). Cringing but still a proper bit of alright back in the olden days xAbsolutely dying at how accurate this is
@FunnyFuneral Captain Kirk was a bit of alright back in the 60s. Did you know he could 'sing' though?
She can't help telling on herself with things like this. Like when she "just happened" to be browsing the Fortnum & Mason website and got herself worked up into a narc rage because they didn't have "Mx" in their dropdown list of titles (even though they did, and she's a fucking idiot).I’m coming from the past … but can solve her problem. She is on the Rothschild and Beluga Caviar databases because she is a known big spender. Tiffany’s share their marketing data with other high end brands.
It’s because you bought the expensive jewellery Jack, they don’t you are are an alcoholic or a “poverty “ “campaigner”, they just know you like to flash the cash.
"Your comrade, Jack Monroe" still wakes me up cringing occasionally.still grunking, but that frau was me!
I'm not a labour member, but somehow I ticked the box when signing up for unison that makes me affiliated, so your details are passed on. there are endless mailmerge emails that use your name, and I've no doubt that the same goes for texts if you give them your number
and the fact that jack did the same to pretend that Jeremy Corbyn is a close personal friend will never not be funny
Manc did a swear, manc did a swear!Squiggle was stupid to allow a TV production company to use their property without agreeing a price. It is very lucrative to allow your property to be used for TV production. Our block of flats has been used countless times as a backdrop, and the council and our residents group both get paid every time.
If Jack was filming in someone else's home, what did she expect? That the owners removed their own property just to satisfy her?
Dickhead... (You lot are having a bad influence on me)
Exactly - SB gets his dinner at 5.30pm (yesterday she was buttering bread for the goat horror at half four so it was probably earlier) and then nothing until slimey meat porridge at 11.30 am the next day? Meanwhile she stuffs her face with sandwiches and crisps lying in her scratcherAlso who in hell gets up at 11am, doesn’t eat breakfast until nearly noon, apparently then has lunch (or three slices of birthday cakewhatever, Jack) but has tea at half 5? She’s absolutely nuts, she just can’t help but lie.
This would be my thread suggestion though too late probably. Had me owl champagning for a good few minutes.You're lazier than elderly tom cat.
laminate list? absolutely notFor a second I got the streams mixed up and thought this was your laminate list!
sacrilege! How dare you deface the image of the One True Bot? Also he has a well rounded personality, he could never really JackI like to imagine JackBot as a distant relation of our beloved SlopBot
That's because you're a good parent, and she's a weapon.
I wouldn't usually say too much about SB but she's really cracking my nuts over the fact she's feeding her pre-teen at 5:30pm and sending him to bed with the expectation he'll be asleep at 8:30, all the while she's jolly-japsing about with her bedtime crisps and the radio on, listening to the team he supports, without him.
It's just a bit mean, isn't it?
Yianni is defo the big bro, big Yianni H then smol pickle Jack the baby usurped by the foster kidsI think Yannis is one of the younger siblings and not Military brother?
My thoughts exactly, especially re Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds. It was the Shakespearean style delivery that ended me. Also Spock sang too. He did a hobbit song and the video is hilarious. Still better than any of Jack's music videos though.Oh darling much as he was utterly handsome, dear heart Captain Kirk could only ever talk really (historical rapping). Cringing but still a proper bit of alright back in the olden days x
God so funny. Wonder if it was the kombucha or actual poo?found bags of poo all over the place.
Slopshop! Je suis a’la mortIs anyone inspired by Jack's style?
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