Jack Monroe #280 Poverty pimp

[FlowerOfTheEast]

(mortified to have to inform the fraus that I’m a Lego person Lynn btw)

Babe, same.

You know who is also a Lego person? And a media lesbian? Emma Kennedy.
She's not the new OH though, sadly for Jack she has a wife already.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Hands up who thinks the OH doesn’t even exist?

I think it’s SB’s dad but I’m not sure if he knows he’s being referred to as OH or if there is actually any relationship other than the obvious SB link there…

 

[L3moning]

a bit like one of those old boys who are always in the pub propping up the bar and talking about who’s died/gone to prison.

Pubs with those sort of guys are nearly always worth it

Does remind me that when I first started going out (in 2003/4 ) those sort of old boys were moaning about how they would stop going out if beer went about £2 a pint. The handful who are still alive still go out, of course, even though beer is now nearer £5 a pint.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Sorry just took a nosy at the tweet and it’s only 50 billion of new money. Phew!

These people live on another planet. Who’s gonna ring HMRC up for their rebate first, as apparently it’s all just for lols:

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[instacharlie]

How does this person not see the disconnect here? Putin is literally killing protesters supporting Ukraine.

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But what does the 'dead people can't riot' t-shirt actually stand for?

 

[Christina31]

Jack has come out publicly many times over the years (and even backtracked on some!) so it’s hard to keep up!

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Oh good, it's coming.

 

[KebabGirl]

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Dramatically increase the echo chamber you've created?

 

[LavaFlake]

Not a football fan so sorry if this is a sacred act but who listens to it on the radio in 2022? Like if you’re at work then yeah maybe but in a world where teenagers can do anything online are any of them booting up a DAB radio??

Probably because she doesn't have a functional tv or broadband or she's lying about both.

 

[Shawads]

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Started out with the intention of complimenting Jack on saying something sensible and by the time I got the the bottom of the page to start typing out the post she'd reverted to type and started being a total cock again. Amazing. Still, I think I might set up my own Teemill called 'The 35 seconds when Jack Monroe wasn't a twat' and sell loads of merch with that Tweet on it, to commemorate this glorious occasion.

She's only chill with it now because she's realized everyone is catching on to her being on one long publicly funded holiday!

 

[Pavlova]

What's that scraping noise? Jacksie reaching the bottom of the conversation barrel with 'Yep done mate'. Naming clouds. Urgh.
Put. your. Phone. Down.
Never in the history of Tattle have we so needed an eyeroll emoji so I'll drag this out for its weekly airing instead...

 

[TillyMiffin]

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This OH bollocks is going to be the thing that tips me over the edge with her. Forget what I said before, OH Jack is THE WORST JACK!!!

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Don't ask nobody else has

I was worried that might have come across a bit wrong, I meant she has kept dropping the OH in to her tweets and no one has commented on it as she is famously so ferocious about her privacy, dear

 

[Hollaaa]

I also visited the home of the poet John Keats and was disappointed in his taste in kitchen decor.

 

[appleskin]

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her phone is never outta her fucking hands so funny enough does not help

 

[Smeghead]

I laugh every time I see mamapapa

Me too

 

[Smeghead]

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She only got up at 11.30 ffs

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[KebabGirl]

Am I missing something? When I google those coordinates I get a roundabout in Chelmsford.

The South East edge of the roundabout has a building I believe we are pointed to...