If you PLAY TATTLE CLUEDO, turn to page 33CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
You've slept for two and a half hours after those morons on Twitter failed to cure your insomnia. Episode 4 of your Instagram Live "show" is going out in a few hours. You've remembered to delete all the posts you made about how awful your ex is, but you still have time to kill.
If you REHEARSE YOUR SHOW AND TRY TO RELAX, turn to page 18.
If you START HAVING BEEF WITH STRANGERS ON TWITTER, turn to page 27.