Orphan_Black
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She can't get the bus there! Stop taunting her Aldi!Oh the barefaced LIES
She can't get the bus there! Stop taunting her Aldi!Oh the barefaced LIES
Jack tomorrow, reflecting on her 60th birthday.Can't believe she's going to be 144 tomorrow, you'd never know from her unblemished chorister son appearance and youthful demeanour.
Has anyone suggested going to the dentist yet?
Respiratory problems could mean anything.
I have a lot of sympathy for broken glass foot Jack from lockdown one. Because I spent most of it off my face too but I owned it and didn’t make up elaborate stories and pretend to be sober….So over the last week that's arthritis, respiratory problems, allergy to Cooper, detachable knee, a chunk of lip bitten off and too many teeth. I'm now running a sweepstake on which ailment will be next.
Lights OFF 2/1
The absolute classic, you know it, you love it: standing on glass 15/1
Return of the shortest longest long COVID 25/1
Any form of arse drama 10/1
Prostate trouble 25/1
Phantom limb pain 30/1
Whatever LJC has, elevenerifed 15/1
Or four months of Patreon subs.I'm not a dentist but a quick Google suggests a bridged implant to be around £7500. Yes, that's a lot but, remind me again about the cost of all those designer handbags, sideboards, coats, spoons and hats that you treated yourself to after each book? If your teeth are so bloody painful get them fixed and stop pissing your money up the wall. Or ask Daddy for that loan you wanted on the square shop. Moron.
I’ve said this before so repeating myself like a dick, but there comes a time in your life when you’ve committed todo something (usually amazing, exciting, right up your street etc) and you just can’t do it. You get ill. You get tired. You get distracted. Whether it’s adhd or underlying illnesses. At some point you just learn to reign it in and stop starting things you can’t finish. Even though you want to do them, you learn you can’t keep doing it to yourself and everyone else.I would have so much more sympathy for Jack’s conditions and ailments if they weren’t just raised whenever deadlines or certain pieces of work were happening.
Someone else made this joke in a thread, Jack, and you've pilfered it.View attachment 1127252
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Wow she really thinks she’s the main character