Oh I know.When Sybil was mentioned I immediately thought of Mrs. Fawlty...
ETA. Beaten to the punch by @HotesTilaire
Jack Monroe #267 Could it be a different scheme you helped set up?
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ETA. Beaten to the punch by @HotesTilaire
Omg a fag in bed!
That's goals right there for meWhen Sybil was mentioned I immediately thought of Mrs. Fawlty...
I already smoke in bed, read, and have a box of chocolates at the ready 
...this week it be mainly strawberries and cream LindtsThe good old day Hotes. I used to be a huge fan of the fag and big glass ashtray on the bedside table.
Babes same!
Thatās the one!
That account seems to have gained about 17 followers in last couple of ours. Pretty sure it was on 27 earlier.
babe same squared. nowt like smoking in bed back in the day
Is it still locked?
Well I for one am beside myself at seeing what imaginary trifle Jack sets out for her imaginary special people tomorrow.
Itās always mega funny when one of her sock accounts gets blown, the account gets locked down and you just know sheāll be sat there absolutely bubbling with narc rage that weāve made her look like a fool. She thinks she is so witty and clever doing sock accounts and using big words, but Jackās problem is sheās bleeping thick. Itās why she canāt keep up the lies and her ego is even worse. Sheās going to trip herself up big time, you canāt lie to Action Fraud hun xx
Itās always mega funny when one of her sock accounts gets blown, the account gets locked down and you just know sheāll be sat there absolutely bubbling with narc rage that weāve made her look like a fool. She thinks she is so witty and clever doing sock accounts and using big words, but Jackās problem is sheās bleeping thick. Itās why she canāt keep up the lies and her ego is even worse. Sheās going to trip herself up big time, you canāt lie to Action Fraud hun xx
the suspected sock? still no followers, but has followed another 14 accounts
and added a banner pic of rabbits, a first name and deleted the bit about being a sock puppet of the illuminati
it might actually not be her
Good Evening Frauen.
Iāve missed a whole day due to hangover so bad that scrolling on my phone made me want to vomit. When will I learn.
Slightly disappointed that all I missed was trifle chat (choc brownie, choc mousse, salted caramel, fresh cream, choc curls is the only
option).
Iām off to Twatter to try & find the sock!!
Iāve missed a whole day due to hangover so bad that scrolling on my phone made me want to vomit. When will I learn.
Slightly disappointed that all I missed was trifle chat (choc brownie, choc mousse, salted caramel, fresh cream, choc curls is the only
option).
Iām off to Twatter to try & find the sock!!
Yeah, a curious cat when the avatar and the name were a rabbit...
I once smoked in bed because Iād broken up with someone who was bleeping obsessed about not smoking in bed and even though I didnāt smoke in bed, now I was free I was damn well going to. The end flicked off into my not shallow cleavage and the more I tried to pick the burning cherry out the further down I pushed it. Eventually I ejected it on to the carpeted floor of my RENTED flat and had to smash my hand on it to put it out. and even that was less painful than eating a Jack Monroe recipe
If she spoke to her landlord about an early release, paying rent up until the day before a new tenancy and covering any set up agency fees, I'm sure she'd be fine with that so jack could duck off.
Landlord would probably get 20 to 30% more now and maybe a tenant that pays on time and doesn't slag her property off to half a million people.
I've said it previously about how LJC could have been released from the tenancy so I won't repeat that but yeah. Jack. head.
I hears Jack was the case study which Ken Loach based āCathy Come Homeā on
If it's any comfort a woman I used to work with lost her virginity at 15 to her boyfriend at home in her bedroom. Followed that up with a celebratory first draw of a post coital fag, set fire to the bed and got pregnant all in one go. She attributes that to her developing problems with her nerves in life.
ooft, that's like the time when I decided to put a very slim-fitting vest on over my head while holding a tab in my mouth while in bed
that did not end well
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