I'd say a dash of each decanted into an unmarked bottle and kept in the kitchen with all the other random decanted liquids will remove all traces of make up!
(Jack.....please don't try this, it is a JOKE!)
If you use the No Poo method for hair you can save a bunch of cashos and have a house deposit in no time. If you could master the no poo method elsewhere you then wouldn't need to install a butt spray or buy expensive toilet paper. Win win!! Although after all that slop perhaps Jack is the butt spray 
I know no one here needs pointing out how ridiculous it is, but wooden calculator time:
The avg property price in the UK is £271k according to the ONS (not sure if we can trust them after Jackie’s hard hitting takedown) thus requires a minimum £13.6-27.1k deposit. Let’s add £5k in associated fees & costs, p sure this pretend house won’t incur any stamp duty ?
So we need to raise £18.6k for our fake purchase. I’ve seen the more realistic number of £50 for her £20 food shop floating around, so every week she runs at a £30 surplus because of her enhanced intelligence and super power methodologies, both so powerful she’s never once documented how it’s possible.
It’d take 620 weeks or 11.9 years of maintaining that surplus to save that deposit. Obvs this excludes compound interest, HTB/LISA accounts, inflation, or that your salary is even enough to be eligible for the mortgage, at which point you wonder would you not just rather eat solids for a decade???
