Maybe the rug of doom will launch a stealth attack
Jack Monroe #253 What a tiny little life, Jack
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She's too busy saving the world one pov at a time to be bothered about that. She's above it all, you see. With her multiple news appearances and money raised for the TT. A living Saint, sent to earth to show us all how to live.
She got a lot of new patrons off the back of her promised vital work ie the index (due next Friday). The money was to free her up
for this research. To just bleeping dump the whole thing after all the fanfare and promises would be a new low. Imo.
A new low maybe but I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s exactly what happensShe got a lot of new patrons off the back of her promised vital work ie the index (due next Friday). The money was to free her up
To just bleeping dump the whole thing after all the fanfare and promises would be a new low. Imo.
she had a pop at a head of one of those academies whose methods do, in fairness, sound a bit draconian and somehow managed to connect it to being extorted by an old teacher of hers (which probably didn't happen)I haven’t been around long and although I’ve read through some of the key historic threads I’ve only heard the school/headteacher drama spoken about in awed whispers. It sounds amazing. Could a kind senior frau fill me in/point me to the right thread? Thank(space)you
headteacher man calmly refuted everything
it was all kinda dark, tbh
I thought it up for the last thread , it's moving so quick I can hardly keep upWhy did you have to do this on page one
I have just popped on to Twatter and read the “It’s me… just lill old Jack here… saving the poor one day at a time” tweet! Why is she such a massive tool? I can’t read it anymore! A minutes scrolling was enough. I will never understand how easily these folk reel in so many fools that eager to part with their cash they send it her! 
I'm going to bung (it in a curry) the rug some £££ to do that.Maybe the rug of doom will launch a stealth attack
Oh, it's coming. As sure as night follows day.
250 threads perfectly distilled into one question there.
Sounds like she will be busy with TT and Asda wanting to speak to her, we all know where this is going, no make-up selfies for a while as the spark will have gone. Though, I online shop with Asda and noticed more SP items but maybe because they are in my thoughts and looking for them them as not on my favourites\list but maybe JM has caused change.
We can't rule out a Whistle and I'll Come to You textile of terror incident with that monstrosity.Maybe the rug of doom will launch a stealth attack
After the TT thing, I'm wondering if her meeting with Asda was literally just her going to her local Asda
Where's the line drawing t-shirt she promised? I'm worried. This isn't like her at all, she's always so prompt with fulfilling her promises. Maybe she really has been macroengulfed by the ephemeral provocative shroud of the sentient peripatetic rag rug.
Yes, I was thinking similar. As we've not been treated to dressed up with pens Jack off out to a meeting selfies, I'm guessing at most they just invited her to get in touch with any questions she has about their pricing. That, or she arranges her soft toys in little meetings and pretends they're Asda execs and the like.
Main recap from my professional point of view;
The Merch store, in claiming to be 'For Charity', ispotentially breaking all kinds of laws.
Any charity/charities dragged into this will not be best pleased because it becomes a problem for them that could cost them a lot of time, legal expenses, loss of goodwill (as there could be the Mean Old Charity Won't Let Poors Like Me Help/Your Money's Not Good Enough For Themso tell me I can keep it please and don't forget to Fly your Monkey Asses at the Rich Third Sector Bastards on NMW on the CS Helpdesk' and generally becoming associated with the black thumb of Monroe.
That's all.
The Merch store, in claiming to be 'For Charity', is
Any charity/charities dragged into this will not be best pleased because it becomes a problem for them that could cost them a lot of time, legal expenses, loss of goodwill (as there could be the Mean Old Charity Won't Let Poors Like Me Help/Your Money's Not Good Enough For Them
That's all.
I said in f+d recently that I've been struggling to read 'proper books' but today I actually started one I've been meaning to read for ages - 'tell me I'm worthless' and it features a haunted smiths poster and a terrifying ghost Morrissey!
Do you mean in about half an hour?
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