Jack Monroe #253 What a tiny little life, Jack

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That's not the review for the watch, that's an old Gibraltar coin. Watch was sold on the 8th of January to a different username. Spoons were sold on the 11th but can't see who to because it was buy it now.
 
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Sidey T, if it’s not too much trouble can you put some boots on a slopbot?
 
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Well, there it is. Lights off again. Ready-made excuse for when the Velveeta Binbag Index fails to materialise and the new paypigs don't get a single thing they signed up for. Poor, overworked, burned out Jack taking a step back and time away from the hellsite to roll around in her Patreon cash for the good of her mental health.

 
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Ah - then you missed out on the wondrous couplet:
'Children with rickets
And crumpled bus tickets'

Only someone with a stone for a heart would snigger at that.
Grunking but I thought Jack couldn't afford the bus? These children with rickets must be loaded to have multiple bus tickets.
 
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Surely, seeing as her Mum is on Twitter she wouldn't lie about this? Unless her family are numb to it all now.
 
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nooo, there was no waste cos she kindly gifted the fish in defrosting juices and whatever she did with the wafer thin chicken and 17 pints of skimmed milk to the eternally grateful homeless of edinburgh. complete with melamine cutlery!
 
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