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Jack Monroe #245 Individual macro philanthropy
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Can you lads ensure there’s a recap at the start of the thread, I’m not trying to moderate, they’re really helpful when looking back if one of the first posts has some points about what’s gone on. Start out by explaining why the title is #vimesbootsindex cheese: £1
I agree - remind people to check the Kickstarter in the wiki
I agree - remind people to check the Kickstarter in the wiki
Have to wonder how sticky brown poo makes the cut for paid recipes but cornflake chicken doesn’t.,must have been rottenI'm still a few pages behind, but you can all rest assured that #vimesbootsindex created by jack monroe, director of on a bootstrap ltd (compulsory strike off suspended) is on The List
I'm gonna leave the current list here for the benefit of our new and returning fraus and herrs. remember, this pretty much only covers the last 18 months or so, since I started contributing to these threads. every single thing here has been mentioned/promised by jack, mostly to never be seen again. but she does get a nice tick when something is completed (rare)
£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
3 recipes per week in 2022
9 half-written manuscripts
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossyGQ awards
a few announcements
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
another walk in a restricted mod area
austerity book
base system going in next book
BBC show
big press photo shoots
black bean brownies recipe
black pudding pastitsio
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited about for ages
bollocking rishi sunak
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
books for the rural coffee caravan
Brand New System for desk - wallpaper
bright blue think tank updates
brioche balls
brioche, mincemeat and camembert wreath
Camp Kitchen from the shed
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
chocolate and prune oats
Christmas condiment
Christmas leftovers caesar salad - nov 2022
cinnamon granola recipe
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
comparison of 2021 £20 shop to 2022 £20 shop
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
cooking for one book
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
deep pinky purple mascarpone ice cream
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate
DM to Yel
drawing nigella's garden
dyeing all clothes black
easy care for nazi cutlery
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf
filing accounts
flannel blog
flapjack recipe
food truck of joy
gailymail
gold rush xmas presents
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
huge depop or Ebay sale
hybrid cassoulet
ideas for pumpkin flesh
jackfruit version of something
James Bond conspiracy theory
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kolokythokeftedes recipe
kombucha whisky
lever arch files of fan mail
life hacks book
links to small businesses
list of slow cooker recipes
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
lockdown list of services
make turnips not taste like turnips
maple syrup story
mashed potato secret
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mole
more cabbage
mushroom drying
mushroom butter
New Thing
newspaper campaign
onion chopping song
ouchy mouth recipes
patreon update
picture of tree postcards
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
quick pickling
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
repotting spider plants from a friend
reshooting beach pottery in daylight
rooting out Amazon from website
running around in heels with a Tall Man
running order for xmas dinner
salt and vinegar sardines and spaghetti
sardine tin print
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient
send squig mandarin carrot rec6
sending maple syrup tin to fan
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
something else Jack'll remember sometime
squigs pick eyeshadow looks
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
swamp thing
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tiktok
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content - done
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
transcribing government bollocking
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list
vegan crackling
vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio in collab with Linda
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
Vimes Boots Price Index
visit Poland
weekly routine
write about diva pdf experience
zero waste curry falafels
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That’s not winning at the mo, Hotesy T. I don’t do recaps but have the thread ready for when it’s time.
Long time lurker on these threads. Did anyone else think she's had media training based of her interview on Lorraine this morning? I've seen her before on cooking things and a Russel brand podcast and she came as across as neurotic and unprepared. Today she seemed calmer and I'm convinced her voice has changed, less nasally!?
I’m sure whoever has the current winner won’t mind taking one for the team?
Much love but I believe there may be a riot if it’s not #VimesBootsIndex and some combo of CHEESE £1 / one cheese please
I simply cannot believe the amount of people who retain supermarket receipts. I’m in there every bloody second or third day; half the time I say no thanks when offered the receipt and the other half they are either used for wrapping gum in, blotting lipstick or just for taking up space in pockets and handbags. I feel like I’m in the wrong here.
That aside though:
* my living situation and my dietary requirements are vastly different from a decade ago,
* I fully accept costs rise and suppliers/distributors etc have to be paid fairly,
* imagine how much of a nightmare it must be to go through all those excel sheets with misspelled items, abbreviations, different formats, some people using the American MM/DD/YYYY and others using DD/MM/YY. bleeping HELL she is literally doing this for NOTHING. A monumental waste of time.
Her poor, poor, already infantilised son is now going to have to spend half term going through Malcolm’s receipts for two pot noodles and a warburtons toastie loaf.
I keep laughing every time I think about it.
That aside though:
* my living situation and my dietary requirements are vastly different from a decade ago,
* I fully accept costs rise and suppliers/distributors etc have to be paid fairly,
* imagine how much of a nightmare it must be to go through all those excel sheets with misspelled items, abbreviations, different formats, some people using the American MM/DD/YYYY and others using DD/MM/YY. bleeping HELL she is literally doing this for NOTHING. A monumental waste of time.
Her poor, poor, already infantilised son is now going to have to spend half term going through Malcolm’s receipts for two pot noodles and a warburtons toastie loaf.
I keep laughing every time I think about it.
There’s a few ahead of that. I’ll do it, but if people gently, softly correct me then i’ll passive aggressively call them pal.
Yes!!! I've tried to explain to people what I'm looking at, and never get further than .."it's about this chef...."
The whole story is just too overwhelming
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You can’t just come in here with your lived experience of what the title should be and disregard the data of how many votes there are @vimesbootsthreadtitledemocracyMuch love but I believe there may be a riot if it’s not #VimesBootsIndex and some combo of CHEESE £1 / one cheese please
I’ve found a barcode that says J1g tooI’m sorry but won’t most of Jackie gals receipts be booze ?
First we overthrow the correct thread title, then we riot!
Why does she want her V highlighted blue? It's a bit personal isn't it?Copied and pasted from Jack's twitter
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Jack Monroe #246 Vimes Boots Index cheese £1
Title by general consensus of the previous thread. Wiki is the pink button for newbies, give it a read if you have a chance between the chaos! It has the receipts, unlike Jack. I’m tired and watching the news so if someone could recap the recent madness that’d be good.
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