Jack Monroe #245 Individual macro philanthropy

[Silver Linings]

Title by @bowiethesdmn

Spoiler: Housekeeping

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[Orphan_Black]

She looks like Patsy Stone, maybe that's where the 'darling' has emerged from....

Hello to all new people too, whether you want to join in or just lurk. Everyone's welcome!

Spoiler: Hello!

 

[Captainmouse]

It’s a typo V. Should say guided by COD sardines

FTFY

 

[NomDeGuerre]

11 months early but the nominee list for Squig Of The Year category at the 2022 Sloppies needs to be at least doubled.

 

[Mogmog]

Why does she live in a 3 bedroom HOUSE in an affluent area if she ends the month with £34 in her account? Why doesn't she get a job? Why doesn't she stop buying tit? I dont think someone who forces themselves to live in poverty due to poor money management should be the spokesperson for poverty

 

[Django]

I tried to reply to @Veronicaaa but the pesky pirate started a new thread.
Jack is furiously chomping on that teething necklace and back pedaling her stolen bicycle now. She had massively fucked up, people are realising and she will go into a death spiral of mass deleting any time soon.

 

[Mogmog]

I tried to reply to @Veronicaaa but the pesky pirate started a new thread.
Jack is furiously chomping on that teething necklace and back pedaling her stolen bicycle now. She had massively fucked up, people are realising and she will go into a death spiral of mass deleting any time soon.

Why is she donating money if she clearly (apparently) needs it? She could have donated half for the same effect but still had enough to pay her council tax. The council won't be like "don't worry hun, I know those trolls on twitter made you give all your money away, we won't send the bailiffs round xoxo"

 

[PsychicCaramel]

She looks like Patsy Stone, maybe that's where the 'darling' has emerged from....

First of all how dare you, Patsy’s an icon. can definitely see Jack watching Ab Fab reruns and trying to appropriate some of that to make up for being a personality vacuum though

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She's doing what she always does any time she gets the attention she so desperately craves. Seeking out dissent, protesting wayyyyyy too much (screenshotting a select few pics of her accounts) and coming undone.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Changed my display pic to celebrate “SweetieDarling” Jack (Jean Muir jacket found in puddle).

We all know real life Jack is pure Saffie.

 

[TraceyJacks]

Thank you Jack for bringing it back to a place of god. I enjoy the The Lords Prayer, I believe it goes: “give us this day our daily beg.”

 

[FrannyGallops]

Can’t get over ‘guided by God’

Do you know what Jesus said about paying tax, Jack? Pay the bleeping bill*

*May have paraphrased slightly.

 

[Kittypops]

She's making those proper povs feel like they're not legit povs because they're not nibbling stock cubes or downing tooth paste, what a disgraceful person she is

 

[Jelly Bean]

Ahahaha only just catching up the tale end of the last thread.
Oh Jack is tying herself in knots. Didn't receive any money at all for interviews, ah no she DID get paid but of course donated it to charity but doesn't like to talk about it
Despite only having £34.34 in the bank. But spent over £100 on old spoons last week knowing at that point she had under £200.
Yes that makes sense.
Jackanomics.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Can’t get over ‘guided by God’

Do you know what Jesus said about paying tax, Jack? Pay the bleeping bill*

*May have paraphrased slightly.

Jack can only but dream of feeding five thousand on a single can of sardines.

 

[Flash123]

Jack can only but dream of feeding five thousand on a single can of sardines.

I wonder how many grains of rice as in the Asda 500g bag? I bet I could count them all and she still won’t have paid taxes

 

[Django]

For the first time I have no idea what the thread title means. Is it giving a penny to each charity you quite like the idea of or going to the big red wholesale store for giant tins of beans to give away?

 

[Clovis]

...and beans and value tinned fish.

 

[PinkMariner]

“Darlings” makes me think of Bubbles!

I tell ya what, I can’t wait for this time tomorrow when Coopsy has been deployed and we might discover what’s happened to Mini!

edit- so bad even I didn’t know what I really meant!!!

 

[For the truth]

Can’t get over ‘guided by God’

Do you know what Jesus said about paying tax, Jack? Pay the bleeping bill*

*May have paraphrased slightly.

I have spent about five minutes thinking you’re called fannygallops.