It's the same as the pregnancy one, just a bot site, rather than an actual journalist "telling lies".
Jack Monroe #244 Why has she turned this into supermarket sweep?
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What is up with her today?
"She works every day to help people in poverty" is such a bleeping insane statement that I can't quite decide whether to laugh or scream into a cushion.
Before this current shitshow, her last bit of "campaigning" was the FSM scandal, which was what...a year ago? And since then all she's done is sit on her arse, play with eyeshadow, tweet pictures of her cat and spend months in "treatment" which has clearly been about as effective as a chocolate fireguard.
And yet despite this, in the complete absence of any evidence to the contrary, her fans continue to promote the idea that she's working every hour God sends to eradicate poverty? That she'd never, ever ask people for money, and even if she did, well, she's got to live!
To steal a phrase that stuck in my mind from an earlier thread (sorry, can't recall who said it) - the emperor isn't just wearing no clothes, he's parading around cockslapping all and sundry.
Before this current shitshow, her last bit of "campaigning" was the FSM scandal, which was what...a year ago? And since then all she's done is sit on her arse, play with eyeshadow, tweet pictures of her cat and spend months in "treatment" which has clearly been about as effective as a chocolate fireguard.
And yet despite this, in the complete absence of any evidence to the contrary, her fans continue to promote the idea that she's working every hour God sends to eradicate poverty? That she'd never, ever ask people for money, and even if she did, well, she's got to live!
To steal a phrase that stuck in my mind from an earlier thread (sorry, can't recall who said it) - the emperor isn't just wearing no clothes, he's parading around cockslapping all and sundry.
Jack Monroe: 400% increase in grift
Can't get hold of her plug.....
Spunked her Patreon free money already has she?
I could move everything out of my current account into my savings account online and screenshot the remaining no balance in about two minutes. Completely meaningless.
I could move everything out of my current account into my savings account online and screenshot the remaining no balance in about two minutes. Completely meaningless.
Wasn't he an 'elderly' man too?
The elderly people in my life wouldn't have a clue how to work Twitter.
Just want to say a big Thank(space)you to all the hausfraus and herren within this little corner of the internet for keeping me on an even keel while Mx Monroe lies and grifts her way around social media. The truth will out. I have to keep telling myself that.
”Jack Monroe is a member of Journalist”. Sounds like she’s in a Journey tribute band.
How can she claim she doesn’t get paid for any articles when she literally has “writer for hire” in her twitter bio.
Nobody in the history of humanity has ever been less able to laugh at themselves than Jack Monroe. She views herself with the delusional pomp of the teenaged Adrian Mole, without any of the honesty.
Sharpest of economists trying to cover up her bad maths?
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Completely this.
When was the last time she actually tweeted a budget recipe that could be useful for a household struggling to make ends meet? Her blog was only ever very infrequently updated, even before the Great Blackout, and she spent most of last year titting on about anchovies - hardly a staple purchase (bit like lamb!) when you've got the scantest budget for shopping.
Because she encourages the lie - when she's got their full attention, after the prolonged break, she's very clever to come out with all the "haven't slept, been awake for 36 hours" etc..
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Thread title?? ETA @Flash123 beat me to it. Great minds etc.
And she‘d have £155 in the bank if she hadn’t spunked money on that manking cutlery. Oh, and combined with the top one, I’ve deduced that she has between £105 and £999,999 in the bank.
Please, pleas, please THREAD TITLE please, please, please 
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