Jack Monroe #240 Schwankend

[holliebollie]

How is Jack not inwardly dying from embarrassment after being caught lying allll the time? Same energy as having a friend round and your mum telling you to stop showing off in front of them. The shame.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Vag box

 

[Lanie]

I hate the word "nom" too. Since when did "yum" become "nom"!??*

*Since I got... older. That's when

I feel like this about nosh and people also use it to talk about oral sex. Makes me boak!

 

[skronkywildcat]

What’s going on? Why does he look so cheeky? Where did he get a owl from?

edit - why are there no Phone Shop “A Owl?” Gifs on giphy?

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I’ve been waiting for the perfect moment to use this picture from Sir Matt of the forearms and this is most certainly it View attachment 993894

This puts me in mind of Bill Bailey's owl story which is very heartwarming <3

So Bill is
Matt is
Ans Jack is

 

[Sideboard Bob]

What’s going on? Why does he look so cheeky? Where did he get a owl from?

edit - no Phone Shop “A Owl?” Gifs on giphy

I know that owl! I think he (Matt) looks so cheeky because he‘s in Jack‘s second home, the land of celery, Edinburgh.

@HotesTilaire I was literately in tears laughing at “vag box”.

 

[Lanie]

I wouldn't recommend putting a celeriac in a vag box. Might cause infections!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

What’s going on? Why does he look so cheeky? Where did he get a owl from?

edit - why are there no Phone Shop “A Owl?” Gifs on giphy?

I reckon since Harry Potter was written in Edinburgh, it's partly set there and he took a wrong turn and ended up in Diagon Alley which is down a close and Deacon Brodie's is really the Leaky Cauldron. He went looking for magical self thickening Bechamel in a potions shop and came back with an owl, a wand and some school robes. He can now present daily Wizard Kitchen Live. What a wizard idea for the BBC, hopefully there will be lashings of ginger beer all round. Jack will play the wicked witch of the west.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Remember when Jack got gifted a vag veg box and did that skin-crawling comic filter video of herself opening it?

Then fed it all to Dash and claimed she'd given him old stuff from the fridge

 

[Cloe]

Interesting, my grown up kids have a switch, and loads of kids at the secondary school I work at have them too to in addition to other consoles. I didn't realise they were meant for younger kids.

Spoiler: Me rail

I’m in my mid twenties and have a switch which I bought with a tax return (didn’t find in a puddle sadly). Most of my friends have one and we take them to each other’s house for parties- they’re really fun to play party games on and there’s something to be said for Animal Crossing as well!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Mention of comic kitchen triggers me. The obnoxious licence-free muzak, the smuggy muggy camera/4th wall gurning, out of time head bobbing/chopping and the bleeping wanky filter

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I reckon since Harry Potter was written in Edinburgh, it's partly set there and he took a wrong turn and ended up in Diagon Alley which is down a close and Deacon Brodie's is really the Leaky Cauldron. He went looking for magical self thickening Bechamel in a potions shop and came back with an owl, a wand and some school robes. He can now present daily Wizard Kitchen Live. What a wizard idea for the BBC, hopefully there will be lashings of ginger beer all round. Jack will play the wicked witch of the west.

This is genius People, Wizard Kitchen Live needs to happen!

 

[viggle]

I hate the word "nom" too. Since when did "yum" become "nom"!??*

*Since I got... older. That's when

Same. I don't like 'yum' or 'nom'. What's wrong with 'delicious', 'tasty', etc?!

 

[traumatised sideboard]

I don't think I appreciated at the time how bleeping bizarre Comic Kitchen was since I was blinded by rage at the constant plink plonk of the music (save for an inexplicable break to listen to her heavy breathing). The best part was when she left in 17 seconds of attempting to get two cherry tomato halves off the chopping board before apparently scraping them in with her phone. - content.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Mention of comic kitchen triggers me. The obnoxious licence-free muzak, the smuggy muggy camera/4th wall gurning, out of time head bobbing/chopping and the bleeping wanky filter

The fish finger lasagne, the slow-motion leek sawing, the 5 minutes of washing up footage, the tension when she tried in vain to dislodge that last tomato from the chopping board. Cursed era.

Edit - great minds Sidey T

 

[HotesTilaire]

I needed wizard owl Matt to calm me down. Thank you very Matt, much Matt.

I don't think I appreciated at the time how bleeping bizarre Comic Kitchen was since I was blinded by rage at the constant plink plonk of the music (save for an inexplicable break to listen to her heavy breathing). The best part was when she left in 17 seconds of attempting to get two cherry tomato halves off the chopping board before apparently scraping them in with her phone. - content.

Koala pea soup?

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

 

[Hollaaa]

Imagine going to Edinburgh and getting a photo with some celery when you could have been getting a photo WITH AN OWL.

 

[kachoochoo]

it was a distressing era

comic kitchen can't hurt me
comic kitchen can't hurt me
comic kitchen can't hurt me

 

[Fruitjack]

I blame Sidey B. for leading me down this path with her YouTube link, but had we seen this? If you get past the cringe of the second sentence I *bet* you shout ‘Thread title* at the same point I did.