Mm I'm not sure about this. You haven't done any of the above 'softly' 'gently' or 'carefully'. And with crisps there will be texture.
I'm confused.
Mm I'm not sure about this. You haven't done any of the above 'softly' 'gently' or 'carefully'. And with crisps there will be texture.Fis
I just hand selected two slicesof warburtons from the wrapper, placed on a plate and spread cream cheese thickly on one, lightly on the other and sprinkled Tesco ridge cut crisps on one and placed the other on top, for a simple and tasty lunch. Delightful! I do so love crisps.
@HotesTilaire explains the J1g thing here .... https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-191-the-sound-of-silence.19704/page-37#post-5076612I've held back and tried to do my own research as much as I can, but this frau needs to ask for help. Feel an idiot but can someone explain exactly what J1g in posts refers to please. I mean, I kind of get it, but I'd like to know for sure. I don't get the J bit. I'm also struggling to find the GH squiggle. Looking through someone's timeline is very confusing when they keep on replying to their own tweetsAny help appreciated and if it needs to be discreet feel free to message.
Oh FUCK OFF!Tedious but I'm a completist.
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https://giphy.com/8qCWiQ4a46oo73keKRTedious but I'm a completist.
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Great minds similar taste buds. Fish is for Satan, crisp butties are divine.Fish makes me feel sick. The smell is bad but it also looks grim. Mind, it’s a close call as to what’s making my stomach churn more, the faux-Enid Blyron Jack or the latest fish on toast abomination.
I just hand selected two slicesof warburtons from the wrapper, placed on a plate and spread cream cheese thickly on one, lightly on the other and sprinkled Tesco ridge cut crisps on one and placed the other on top, for a simple and tasty lunch. Delightful! I do so love crisps.
But darling (said in best Edina Monsoon voice), what about photographer, blonde Britney wig, pleather enthusiast and avid collector of pocket rocks and gloves-in-puddles-aka-birds.I also didn’t know what J1g was and now I’m enlightened. I had a quick glance through that thread and found this semi-precious jewel stone by @traumatised sideboard which is worth sharing.
A list of Jack-isms I think it was called…
localities/nationalities
-Polish
-Scottish
-Northern Irish
-Estuary
-Greek
-American
activities
-knitting
-embroidery
-running
-make-up
-piano
-singing
-reading
-ancient TV series
-weightlifting
-bodybuilding
-budget crafting
jobs
-fire service (inclusive of Grenfell)
-journalist
-writer/author
-TV presenter
-cook
interests
-tank
-bridge
-Bond
-plants
-Asda receipts
LGBTQ
-non-binary
-filthy lesbian
-masculine aesthetic
medical
-sober
-arthritis
-ADHD
-autism
-black eye
-unspecified health problem
-long COVID
food
-vegan cheese
-plant milk
-Pot Noodle
-corner shop
-childhood food
-salad bar
-kombucha
-crisps
-flexitarian
-pescetarian
-trifle
identities
-single mum
-food bank user
-sober
-poor
-political
-pub uncle
-comedian
-legal
-zero waste
-sexy
-karate master
-ballet dancer
-Zoe Eccentricity
-4.5 GCSEs
-diagnosed gifted
-tattooed
hair
-no washing
-Irn Bru fright wig
-reverse rat's tail
-tragic undercut
-normal undercut
-mid 40s mum
miscellaneous
-tin opener
-lockdown rules
-designer fashion
-Liam Neeson/triangulation
-flower crown
-double denim
-passive-aggressive
-openly aggressive
-completed it mate
-caught sleeping
-blue tick arse lick
-Mary Poppins
-slapstick
Honorary Unt isn’t there eitherBut darling (said in best Edina Monsoon voice), what about photographer, blonde Britney wig, pleather enthusiast and avid collector of pocket rocks and gloves-in-puddles-aka-birds.
For ma non russian speaking fraus, i hope you enjoy that the first syllable of this is "SCUM"
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You forgot Trespassing On Army Land JackAh yes, the list of Jacks. It is wildly out of date now since we have had (among others missed at the time) Sardine Jack, Leeks on Toast Jack, Politics Jack, Religious Jack, Tree Photography Jack, Gamer Jack, Rehab Jack, Reverse Mullet Jack, Pleather Jack, Black Dye Jack, Opal Fruits Jack, Eyeshadow Jack and now bloody Spoon Jack. If I could be arsed I'd make a set of Top Trumps cards but I'm BUSY so I SHAN'T.
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