pizza con sperma dI cavallo - is that what you mean?
I leave the google translate part up to you all…. Apologies for being so crass…
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I leave the google translate part up to you all…. Apologies for being so crass…
Good luck and godspeed, kitchen snakes.
Thread title nomination: “Schwankened”This is all the funnier and cringier when we know in hindsight that she couldn’t even bring herself to vote Remain
Is there a name for someone who writes with great conviction yet has none? I imagine that German would have something polysyllabic and delicious.
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It would be Cavallo (m) as presumably you'd require it for
ah, here we go. such a romantic language
I want a library too LanieMy dream is to have a library.. one day.... But I am thinking more like belles in beauty and the beast not Oxfam. ( Sorry to Oxfam as I love their book stores, I just don't want the look in my house)
Its ok I deserve it, I keep picking on you guys with my food pics.
Wouldn't need to be as big as the one in the Beasts Castle but I've always wanted to have a little ladder I could move around to access a wall of books. I'm a shortarse so it wouldn't even need to be that high really 
Why you cry?
Squig lie.
#threadtitle right there
If only memes could be (early) #threadtitles
It’s heavily influenced by Allegra’s kitchen.
Is that the peanut butter and white chocolate frozen yoghurt? I tried making that years ago before I was an enlightened frau. It was a total disaster and I followed her recipe to the letter. The instructions didn’t say anything about needing a pneumatic drill to get even a small blob out of the container. Complete waste of ingredients. The only saving grace was it wasn’t slop at least…although actually it was frozen slop thinking about it. And it looked like diarrhoea..Mmmm, frozen nutty diarrhoea, yummy!
Actually I now believe she is a student because her current living situation states this fact, the random crap all over the house, sleeping in a room full of text books and well the kitchen talks for itself. When I was at uni I was in many a house like this.
Oh Jack. Might I suggest...less tit? Groundbreaking, I know!
(on a big grunk!)
I'm guessing they are strewn all over the bedroom and she's got fed up
I’m so disturbed by the pair of shoes on the bookshelf, even more so, seeing that they’re right next to a skincare product.
@traumatised sideboard your basket snake was like a breath of fresh air after the shelf shoes!
Well obviously the shoes and skincare would be right next to each other, they're in alphabetical order.
I can’t believe it’s not buttered
Vlad... You OK?
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It's a miracle how she manages to do all of this, what with those poor arthritic hands...
I don't understand it either. Surely when it nears contract renewal time, you'd make up some excuse about why you couldn't renew it. Relatives needing a place, wanting to sell etc rather than keep renting it to someone who trashes the place and is always late with the rent.
The kitchen gives me the ick. I live amongst cluttered crap, and hate it. It's no wonder she feels stressed and depressed by her surroundings, too much *stuff* feels oppressive. I'm by no means a minimalist clean freak, but definitely have my limits!
It’s not just the sheer amount of stuff, it’s also depressing (to me) it just looks like a retired Aunts house or something, or full of old tit as I’d say IRL. I think we are in #1958truther territory. Apologies to those who like the “look”
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