My bookshelves are in my room. Should I say I sleep in a library now?
Also, I spy That Man!
My bookshelves are in my room. Should I say I sleep in a library now?
And is that a new toaster? It doesn't have naff writing all over it to tell you it's a toaster for making toast.
Jack is more like “so long, and fish for all the thanks!”View attachment 987792
(I missed the Red Dwarf chat!)
Get to duck, Call4Fish.
FIFYMatt’s key error here is that he has sought out people who are knowledgable and engaging to appear on the programme. He should have just got theVeganiestVaguest Vegan who has ever Veganed*
*may include cheap bacon offcuts
If it was stuff she even liked! She isn't comfortable among it and so she constantly changes, rearranges, dumps it in skips and buys more. Lots of books = smart, kitchenware = actual food expert, things stacked and hanging everywhere = crayzee and eccentric like Allergra, sports equipment = athletic like LJC, notebooks/folders full of shite = professional authorIt’s not just the sheer amount of stuff, it’s also depressing (to me) it just looks like a retired Aunts house or something, or full of old tit as I’d say IRL. I think we are in #1958truther territory. Apologies to those who like the “look”
Well she definitely reads Nigel Slater as she made that hilarious joke about falling asleep with him the night before....If it was stuff she even liked! She isn't comfortable among it and so she constantly changes, rearranges, dumps it in skips and buys more. Lots of books = smart, kitchenware = actual food expert, things stacked and hanging everywhere = crayzee and eccentric like Allergra, sports equipment = athletic like LJC, notebooks/folders full of shite = professional author
It's all for pics on Twitter. I'd be shocked if she'd even read one whole book in that 'library'.
You're so passionate and knowledgeable, @Into_the_tunnelThis tweet has really wound me up.
However, there are three points that I think need to be made (sorry if this comes across as teachery but she is fecking clueless)
New word, thank you #TattleLifeGoodShe truly believes her reductive little synecdoches are clever.
Fucks Sake…sellotaping wallpaper up…I’ve heard it all now. What next? Stapling tiles? Sticking your carpet down with PVC? If she used some of her slop, it’d adhere better.It's nice that she can use wallpaper paste in the crappy bungalow.
2017, elsewhere:
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ETA: Just read @Veronicaaa's Pritt Stick post which makes this even funnier.
I know an otherwise lovely woman who does this on her Facebook “well that’s the kids off to school and time to tidy the kitchen”time is of no importance when you have no job but the money keeps rolling in anyway.
mildly OT, but the level of detail Jack and many others give on their SM accounts is so dull. since when did we have to document even the most mundane tasks such as giving the kitchen a clean or listing old clothes on ebay?! is the need for validation from strangers so vitally important that every day tasks need to be celebrated? oh, i just cant deal with this woman*.
* apologies if me gendering Jack is offensive to anyone; it wasn't my intention and i didn't know about non-binary/trans wishes made by Jack until they were mentioned a couple of days ago. I'd have been mortified to have misgendered someone but it seems she is content to be referred to as a woman - at least thats what i think i've read.
For the love of god please make this the new thread title. I have laughed HARD at this.Hardly the library of Alexandria is it?
Her degree is going well then. Must be well on her way to a third doctorate by now. Those tassel baskets are vile btw. They look like something a snake would appear out of if you played a flute near it but with frumpy accoutrements. It gives off strong hot air balloon basket vibes as well.
Also it's bleeping CANNELLINI you gormless bean-rinser. C-A-N-N-E-L-L-I-N-I. Two Ls, for Louisa Left.
And what about her degree ?? It’s all very stressfulDon't her squiggle followers ever wonder when she fits work in?
She spent a day sorting out clothes, a day dyeing clothes, a day steaming/photographing/wrapping clothes for sale, a day dressing up and having hair done and playing with makeup, a day sorting her kitchen. Unless, like her, they consider this her paid employment.
She hasn't finished her book, she hasn't appeared on TV, she hasn't sorted out her website, she hasn't created any new recipes (thankfully). What of any consequence has she done?
So what do these squiggles think is her actual job?
Do you think Mr or Ms fish is interested? I'm getting vibes.Get to duck, Call4Fish.
About a year later after the LingreenieI don’t know what drove me to it, but I watched the lingreenie clip that’s in the Wiki. Managed 3m out of 6 and cringed my way through every one of the 180 seconds I sat through. She looks so uncomfortable - no judgment, I’d look uncomfortable on national television too, but I wouldn’t put myself in that position.
This is 20 hours work for her at £8 an hour. Have a nice day.
How do you manage to get on telly, make a tit looking plate of food, and still sound so ungrateful and put out by it all?!
ETA: realise the 20hrs includes travel, however as this is largely used as working time and includes cross checking prices and checking for breaking news, I have left this in.
Also steamIdk if any of your know Muthahood on Instagram but she sellotaped wallpaper on her walls using double sided tape. It actually looked pretty good and she did a tutorial of how to do it
That said, I wouldn't wallpaper a kitchen because of the grease