not wanting to
but Mrs. B chose the same for ours…and it is indeed, stunning. Just popping in to say I don’t think I can do P&D/Jack the Builder…it’d give me the proper arse 
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but Mrs. B chose the same for ours…and it is indeed, stunning. Just popping in to say I don’t think I can do P&D/Jack the Builder…it’d give me the proper arse 
I spy a fancy Nespresso Creatista machine with integrated milk frother. I have one (fancy) and bought at Argos. It was nearly £350. I might add that this was bought by my partner who wanted one for when he stays. I'd make do with Tesco instant.
Though for Jack to have one is a bit odd. It seems a lot for someone to pay for a coffee machine when they don't drink coffee.
ETA what good it the toaster (that she doesn't have) being on the shelf (that is falling off the wall)?
And is that a new toaster? It doesn't have naff writing all over it to tell you it's a toaster for making toast.
Yeah, yeah, we all know you found it in a puddle @MancBee
I think someone at Wilko might be familiar with Jack's body of work!
They are pieces of fabric which Jack sometimes uses in her photos.At least we have been spared the rack of what appeared to be soiled rags hanging above the back door
Did we ever find out what they were? Apart from a burglar deterent?
(If someone could find a photo I would be very grateful. I think).
4th Feb 2021
That'll be the one she bought with the advance for Bad Food For Good Days (why do I know this!? I'm pretty sure my specialist subject on Mastermind could be Jack Monwoe at this point).
Re: her deleted D E P R E S S I O N S U C K S tweet, are we to take it the lights are off again already? Has it sunk in that Wren aren't going to gift her a new kitchen in gratitude for all the good she does?
Surely they are too small for that
She has done it on purpose, 'cause of the comments on Tattle about her leaving the drawers on one of her many sideboards open. She is trying to wind us up, but in the process makes herself look a right Twit.
Jack, sitting there sniggering because you got one over on the Cabal means nothing. Your followers don't even notice that you haven't worked a day for months, they are not going to pick up on something so subtle as a passive aggressive open drawer.
Less than a month after last year's kitchen decluttering, then?
not wanting to
I’m sure I had one of those in the late 70s.
Now that is a bit too minimal, even for me.
Wtf surely the shelves are tit because they are floating shelves designed for like one photo frame and a plant and Jack’s got the whole of Southend’s charity shop archive on there.
LJC that photo is a panic attack presenting as a room.
Those open drawers and doors would seriously upset Mr SM too, he walks behind me closing things.
post nut bliss from the "date" wore off when she realized they weren't going to move in immediately, pay all her bills and get her tv show gigs.
MH jack is my own personal trigger so I could happily write a screed, but it's not worth it to shatter my own peace.
1. That is a brand new toaster.
2. She's wallpapering over tiles?
3. If that's THAT rug it will be so minging that I may be sick.
4. SHUT THE BLOODY DOORS.
Ugh.
Been putting too much thought into this (the wall being weak etc) and I reckon she's not using rawl plugs.
The red dwarf books are excellent, and in some ways better than the TV series, well worth a read.
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