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[HotesTilaire]

If she has enough money for a smeg, she has enough money to get her oven fixed.

It was a tired, old smeg gifted to Jack by a friend who lives in 1Muddypuddle St, Muddy Puddle. She has 3 though.

What have I done?

#CluelessClub

If you say she buys followers or doesn’t have RP you get thread 31

 

[Saint_clemmie]

It was a tired, old smeg gifted to Jack by a friend who lives in 1Muddypuddle St, Muddy Puddle. She has 3 though.

Did you not hear? This one was a new one she bought when she booked DKL, because she always gifts herself something fancy with her earnings/book advances. Not an oven though, it’s not like she cooks for a living or anything.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

It was a tired, old smeg gifted to Jack by a friend who lives in 1Muddypuddle St, Muddy Puddle. She has 3 though.

The smeg sums up Jack perfectly.

Thinks it is far better than it actually is. Everyone knows if you have money to spend on appliances, Miele is the way to go.

 

[Flash123]

What have I done?

#CluelessClub

She’ll be along to tell twitter us about the wonderful evening where she fed SB yellow sticker wet ham and mango risotto and he declared it the best ever!

 

[HotesTilaire]

The smeg sums up Jack perfectly.

Thinks it is far better than it actually is. Everyone knows if you have money to spend on appliances, Miele is the way to go.

And also a smeg head

 

[Orphan_Black]

If you say she buys followers or doesn’t have RP you get thread 31

She’ll be along to tell twitter us about the wonderful evening where she fed SB yellow sticker wet ham and mango risotto and he declared it the best ever!

Ok, phew, went a bit worried thinking I'd done something bad! (Hopefully I've not Candyman'd her, she's surely too busy boxing up all the kitchen junk?!)

 

[Mogmog]

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Not spending her time paying her taxes/writing a book/doing something useful then? She lives a charmed life for someone who found fame for living briefly in poverty

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

And also a smeg head

If we start with RD quotes we will be here all night.

 

[L3moning]

Draining boards?Jack, you’re a draining bore! (sorry)




This quote from Kristen Stewart is kind of off topic, but at the same time, it’s just so “us”. Contains Lady Di AND a ‘who dat’.


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KStew is maybe a bit young for Jack, but I wonder if she's rich enough...

 

[Mogmog]

Its the strangest rental set up I’ve ever heard. Hasn’t she previously intimated that she pays rent by the day / week?

I don't own a house (I RENT) so please tell me if I'm wrong - do you need to wait a certain amount of time between buying a house and then selling it? For some reason I think you need to wait around 5 years but I'm not sure where I got that info from (maybe just from my maverick brain)
I've always wondered if she secretly bought a nice house but cosplays not having money. I know we've had a friend of a friend of the landlord on here before but I still wonder

 

[HotesTilaire]

If we start with RD quotes we will be here all night.

I’m gonna eat you little fishy, coz I like eating fish
Jack thinks she’s the Cat but she’s basic a tit version of Rimmer

 

[fauxpoor]

I don't know... A place like that is probably close to £1000 per month and I thought she only had about £800 in Patreon subs?

We are estimating £800 as the MINIMUM she will be getting in Patreon subs per month, if each patreon is
only paying the lowest price tier. In reality she will be getting more.
All for doing absolutely Jack tit!

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

I don't own a house (I RENT) so please tell me if I'm wrong - do you need to wait a certain amount of time between buying a house and then selling it? For some reason I think you need to wait around 5 years but I'm not sure where I got that info from (maybe just from my maverick brain)
I've always wondered if she secretly bought a nice house but cosplays not having money. I know we've had a friend of a friend of the landlord on here before but I still wonder

Very rare, perhaps in the case of a property purchased from a Trust that has covenants/stipulations, etc. Otherwise, you're free to sell at will.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

And also a smeg head

hahah you beat me to it.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I would imagine that it's already been filmed

I can’t wait for the Twitter snarks when it airs and some deluded squig tweets her asking why she hasn’t been included?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I’m gonna eat you little fishy, coz I like eating fish
Jack thinks she’s the Cat but she’s basic a tit version of Rimmer

#1978 truther. She needs to get in the bin.

In fact Jack, smeeee heee.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

I've never been able to look at their cookware and appliances without Red Dwarf flashbacks TBH

 

[Vanelope]

#1978 truther. She needs to get in the bin.

In fact Jack, smeeee heee.

I have smheee heeeee in my head now. How we are laughing

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I have smheee heeeee in my head now. How we are laughing

Today has been a good day. We have broken the internet (sort of) with our draining board chat and now we are reliving our RD yoof.

Much better than the actual real life crap that is going on down south.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

You called?

Dibley for PM