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Thread title nomination: “Schwankened”
 
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I want a library too Lanie Wouldn't need to be as big as the one in the Beasts Castle but I've always wanted to have a little ladder I could move around to access a wall of books. I'm a shortarse so it wouldn't even need to be that high really
 
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As a footnote, Jack's This Is England Brexit tag would later be used for mushroom rogan josh, ramen, and peanut butter frozen yogurt. If she ever returns to Tattle, WHY?! will be my one question for her.
Is that the peanut butter and white chocolate frozen yoghurt? I tried making that years ago before I was an enlightened frau. It was a total disaster and I followed her recipe to the letter. The instructions didn’t say anything about needing a pneumatic drill to get even a small blob out of the container. Complete waste of ingredients. The only saving grace was it wasn’t slop at least…although actually it was frozen slop thinking about it. And it looked like diarrhoea..Mmmm, frozen nutty diarrhoea, yummy!
 
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Actually I now believe she is a student because her current living situation states this fact, the random crap all over the house, sleeping in a room full of text books and well the kitchen talks for itself. When I was at uni I was in many a house like this.
 
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She’s probably sleeping in the hallway/nook because she’s hoarded the fuck out of the bedrooms. Wasn’t it just a few months ago she was doing a cringe Changing Rooms style sped up video in her spare bedroom?
It's a miracle how she manages to do all of this, what with those poor arthritic hands...
 
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I RENTED a bunch of times, and never once did I have permission to decorate, most wouldn't even let you hang a picture.


How does her LL put up with it?
I don't understand it either. Surely when it nears contract renewal time, you'd make up some excuse about why you couldn't renew it. Relatives needing a place, wanting to sell etc rather than keep renting it to someone who trashes the place and is always late with the rent.

The kitchen gives me the ick. I live amongst cluttered crap, and hate it. It's no wonder she feels stressed and depressed by her surroundings, too much *stuff* feels oppressive. I'm by no means a minimalist clean freak, but definitely have my limits!
 
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It’s not just the sheer amount of stuff, it’s also depressing (to me) it just looks like a retired Aunts house or something, or full of old shit as I’d say IRL. I think we are in #1958truther territory. Apologies to those who like the “look”
 
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