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[Vinbisha]

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
Had a feeling that she wasn't right.
I weigh more than kilograms ninety three
I'm so scared that she'll triangulate me
Dishwasher to the left,
Draining to the right
Here I am washing in the middle with you

 

[Boyo]

Why does her hair always look like she borrowed it?

Thread title nomination

 

[ecdb]

My kitchen is tiny in actual words you can barely fit two people in it. Guess what I have cooked and baked and even hosted dinner parties. A good workman never blames his tool pet.

Rachel Khoo’s Little Paris Kitchen, where she appeared to present a tv show and cook appealing food, your honour.

 

[BlendedSlop]

That'll do.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Glad someone noticed how arrogant this tweet is, as though Jack's the only one to have noticed the mendacity of the tory party because she's just so insightful. Has anyone actually expressed this "surprise" she speaks of? Telling her own followers off for "not paying attention" while they're probably the ones at the hard edge of their policies rather than her, with her pinned tweet a photo of her gurning with sheer joy outside Theresa May's number 10. Dickhead.

 

[Hollaaa]

Why does 'food' writer occasional poverty cosplayer Jack Monroe think parliament is 'her world'?

Doesn't vote
Doesn't pay tax
Gets a say

 

[ScamSandwich]

Reminder: this is her kitchen.

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Hi Jack, the kitchen is about the the size of my rented flat.
I work in an ordinary job, which allows me to be an artist. I don't expext to be able to live off my art or anything else I simply fancy doing because I feel entitled. I don't ask other people for money to fund my lifestyle.
I don't moan about my 'pov' life. But my food has always looked and tasted a thousand times better than yours.
PS: I also pay my taxes on time!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Silver Linings]

Thread title by @HansThatDoDishes from a @Marmalade Atkins post.

Wiki is the pink button for newbies.

Please keep thread title noms until the tail end of the thread and add ‘thread title’ or ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please.

Hands that do dishes…..

 

[Ellabella]

When I woke up this morning I didn't know I was going to end the day feeling disappointed about my left facing draining board.

 

[SlopAmbsase]

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Call4Fish has some creepy energy.

 

[Ellabella]

She is lazy, a hoarder, full of self-pity and procrastination and a bare faced liar.

Who on earth has time to make cardboard models of their furniture? On a Wednesday afternoon?! The day after you've spent all day rummaging through your clothes? She lives the lifestyle of someone who is on holiday the week between Christmas and New Year

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Veronicaaa]

Ummm tesco red wine stock pots aren't alcohol free? Ingredients list says 12%. wtf is she doing??

 

[blurstoftimes]

Doesn’t everyone create their house on Sims Shuffle furniture around that way?

my friend and i had a joint sims house when we were teenagers! once we fell out for a not insignificant amount of time because i insisted on putting a neon flamingo in the living room which she, as a boho chic fan, was massively against

 

[HotesTilaire]

HTRIA I’m loving the excel work and explanation

For any fraus who weren’t here in #114 I, Slopbot courtesy of @KebabGirl

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

A place to clean up? You mean…

a sink?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

It's nice that she can use wallpaper paste in the shitty bungalow.

2017, elsewhere:

ETA: Just read @Veronicaaa's Pritt Stick post which makes this even funnier.

 

[Ninch55]

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Why does her hair always look like she borrowed it?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Instead of making to scale drawings, use duvet covers/sheets and fold to the size of item. Then you actually get an idea of what the furniture looks like in the space.

Idiot.