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[Shawads]

Jack said Caroline has moved on.

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Better jobs. Lol. Another pass agg tweet

 

[Emmapism]

My opinion (only based on Mx. Monroe's posts m'lud), is that Jack has a very addictive personality but her main goal is to take other people's money for doing absolutely fuck all. She doesn't give a shiny shit how she makes it. Over and out from me now as I feel absolutely pooh after my booster having had no adverse effects from my first two vaccinations x

I did too! Was also fine after my first two apart from being tired and arm pain. Day after my booster I had chills, felt sick, no energy etc. On the plus side it was gone after 24 hrs.

 

[Boyo]

Speaking of Jack Does Italian...

In the run-up to the Brexit referendum, Jack decided to do a series of recipes celebrating the many cultures of Europe. This lasted for precisely one entry: pizza.

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"the Sicilian chef who snuck across the ocean" suggests a poor understanding of both geography and immigration law. Later, Jack encourages people to put leftover tikka masala on their pizza, which is possibly the fastest way to piss off an Italian.

PIZZA.

First up in celebrating our multi-cultural foodie society, is the great Italian classic, pizza. For those of you so deeply ingrained in patriotism that you have never had, enjoyed or endorsed a piz…

cookingonabootstrap.com

As a footnote, Jack's This Is England Brexit tag would later be used for mushroom rogan josh, ramen, and peanut butter frozen yogurt. If she ever returns to Tattle, WHY?! will be my one question for her.

’..for birthdays..’ and ‘..to celebrate special occasions’. Largely unprofessional word wrangling at its best.

And let’s not get into grating anything sad looking from the veg drawer onto pizza

 

[Veronicaaa]

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[Django]

Blimey!

Although that makes sense, 3 beds, multiple reception rooms, massive garden...all for 2 people. Socialist Jack must realise that's far more than two people need

One person, purely based on forensic speculation, m'lud.
But hnnnnggg, rearrange the kitchen again really is fucking dull Jack.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

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So she didn't pay the bill then?

 

[ecdb]

Same, babe. It’s a LOT of furniture and a huge house, she won’t be looking at a van rental to move all that she’ll need one of those huge removals vans you’d pay thousands and thousands for. Which is fine when you’re moving sporadically but absolutely obscene to move between rentals every year or two?!

Also suggests that her next house is also going to be an absolute beast because otherwise she won’t fit it all in.

 

[Veronicaaa]

On an aside, are recipe manglers really authors? Kind of annoying. Not sure I’d even call a chef an author per se…surely they are more picture books

Yes this annoys me so much!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Well there were receipts in 2017

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Leaving aside the other ridiculousness in that post, does...does she not know the other connotations of the word "nosh"? Or is this one of her cringey attempts at naughty, suggestive humour?

Thread title nomination: A Nosh in Naples

Can we please not do this thread title? It’s just a nosh is something that is nothing to do with food in my neck of the woods.

 

[Lanie]

I am sorry and perhaps right now I am being mean but I looked at her kitchen side again and I think I need to wash my face. My pores feel glogged and it smells like fry ups

 

[Fruitjack]

Even when I agree with her I bloody hate her.

Woah - is this a Tattle thing? When I first posted this I put 'fucking' instead of bloody, and it changed hate to ate, every time. I deleted and
retyped and it still did it. Not noticed it before.

 

[Pavlova]

Gives me so much anxiety too. Actually makes me panic to think of moving house with it all. HOW and why would you ever, ever accumulate all that stuff in a rental. I've genuinely never seen anything like it, and I live in a street with a proper hoarder that you would see on actual Hoarders

You know what, whenever I see her house and its clutter, it motivates me to go and have a clear out and a tidy up.
And I genuinely don't have many things, nor am I messy... that amount of crap can't be good for your health. Hugs to ninnies triggered by her hoard xx

 

[Lanie]

Even that beautiful big window covered in clutter and crap aaaaaaaargh.

The kitchen actually stresses me.

The older I get the less I actually want. My dream is for a skip. I want to do a jack but rather than Just move my tat around, I wanna chuck it and go back to basics. My husband however likes stuff.

 

[Peachy9]

Cream cheese in a chicken casserole? I'm a vegan myself but the ways of the carnivore are not totally unknown to me - do people put cream cheese in a chicken casserole? Sounds kind of gloopy.

No. She's made a shit chicken pie filling.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

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That's just a souvenir spoon you can get at factory tours. They're cheap. Total poseur once again.

 

[Flash123]

What have I done?

#CluelessClub

She’ll be along to tell twitter us about the wonderful evening where she fed SB yellow sticker wet ham and mango risotto and he declared it the best ever!

 

[ecdb]

could the kitchen re-jig be added to the coming soon's list please?
also, do we have a progress update on the 654,000 unred emails and the action she pledged to take on this?

 

[replace32titles]

Maybe I'm showing my "slightly ambidextrous" privilege here, but what difference does it make which side the draining board is?

I thought I was pernickety because I care which side the zip is on a sleeping bag but it never occurred to me that the draining board needed to be on the right.

 

[ecdb]

About a year later after the Lingreenie with chicken disaster, she admitted that This Morning won't use her anymore because of her "slightly undercooked" pasta. I'm not sure that was the problem! I'm so glad that This Morning have kept it on their website for posterity. Also I didn't realise at the time when she was doing that run through of all the work it takes to do a slot, she's basically saying she got paid £160 for it (£8/hour for 20 hours). To which I can only say ...

Surely they must see her lies?

Also: mildly OT but seen this and wish someone would catch on to Jack’s fauxverty.

Rhodes scholar who claimed she was poor loses place at Oxford

A woman who won a coveted scholarship in the US to study at Oxford after claiming she was poor, overcame childhood abuse and grew up in foster care lost the opportunity after it emerged she was middle-class and went to a $30,000-a-year private school.

www.standard.co.uk

I think she's blocked the window with those bookshelves. The way the bed was had the window at the foot of the bed. She could've moved the bed but that would block the built in cupboards. She's either blocked the window or built them round the bed like a wall.

Or maybe her own room is so strewn with steamed clothes, she’s in the spare room!