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ChickenPorridge

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The amount of furniture in that RENTED house legitimately gives me anxiety. Maybe she wasn't actually lying when she referred to herself as a pescatarian bodybuilder - lugging 54 bookcases, 13 dressers and 27 sideboards from room to room every couple of days must keep her muscles in tip-top form.
Gives me so much anxiety too. Actually makes me panic to think of moving house with it all. HOW and why would you ever, ever accumulate all that stuff in a rental. I've genuinely never seen anything like it, and I live in a street with a proper hoarder that you would see on actual Hoarders
 
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Miss Anne Thrope

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Cue Jack leaping into her Mary Poppins cosplay and firing off some ‘come hither’ selfies. Not many people know this, but she’s quite partial to a dress-up selfie! (Lol).
 
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Silver Linings

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Noooo. It turned out to be fake news because I am shit at catch-ups. Everyone should revoke their reactions immediately.

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No, no. I can’t comment as Sue Grey is looking into it but I missed the first part of the squiggle’s response. I take full responsibility but will I resign?

I SHAN’T.
 
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Vroo

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So have just done an estimate on her revenue for 2021 - this isn’t straight forward but please bear with the explanation of it and as you read the bullets look at the table to help visualise! Excel phobic fraus pls join us on this journey and rest assured we will guide you through it!

So we factually know how many subscribers she had per month - what we don’t know is which payment tier they’re on or the platform fee Patreon are charging her. There’s also more complex shit like annuals get discounted but I see that as going in the vague estimate of avg monthly sub?

Because we don’t know these two we can take a look at a range of values and decide the assumptions that fit for us. So along the columns we’re applying different patreon fees, with 12% being the very highest according to their documentation and I’d assume for the big boys raking in tens of thousands a month?

Along the rows we have different avg subscription values, from the absolute minimum of £3.50 up to a hugely generous £20.00.

So let’s run through some scenarios:
* The absolute bare minimum she’d have received last year is £10.7k, assuming everyone is on the cheapest tier of £3.50 and Patreon are charging their highest fee of 12%
* Moving along the blue row you can see how a change in rates would effect her take home, if she’s on the cheapest rate of 2% she takes home £11.9k
* Going all the way up to the most £££ assumption that the average sub is £20 per month, this would mean taking home £61.2k - £68.2k per year.
* Personally for me, I think the truth lives somewhere in the grey. I think her audience are affluent enough that an avg sub of around a tenner makes sense and I’d imagine that she’d only be subject to minimal fees, so a take home of £25k - £34k from this makes sense.

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Grunking here so will no doubt have already been said. Firstly thank space you to @heretoreaditall2019 table very helpful for this non forensic brained frau. This is what makes me so angry, Jack is possibly earning a full time wage for doing sweet fa but still feels extremely hard done by. She leads such a comfortable charmed life, and has no idea of how luck she is 😡
 
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Cookiecookie

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I’m a lazy Frau who never irons. Creases fall out eventually and I pretty much just wear jeans and tshirts anyway!
Same. I only ever iron the bits for the display beds at work.

Jack and Allegra were such a smug pair. They were everywhere for their brief relationship. It's funny because A was fairly private before, and has gone back to that now, but she really put it all out there with Jack
 
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I don’t know what drove me to it, but I watched the lingreenie clip that’s in the Wiki. Managed 3m out of 6 and cringed my way through every one of the 180 seconds I sat through. She looks so uncomfortable - no judgment, I’d look uncomfortable on national television too, but I wouldn’t put myself in that position.

This is 20 hours work for her at £8 an hour. Have a nice day.

How do you manage to get on telly, make a shit looking plate of food, and still sound so ungrateful and put out by it all?!

ETA: realise the 20hrs includes travel, however as this is largely used as working time and includes cross checking prices and checking for breaking news, I have left this in.
Does this mean Jamie spends 100 hours on a 30 minute show #maths? How does THAT MAN fit it all in?
 
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BlendedSlop

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All the draining board chat yesterday made me remember this cursed image. Why in the name of LJC is she so het up about which side her drainer's on if all she's going to do is use it as yet another piece of furniture to mount with her Mediterranean arse?

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kachoochoo

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i've mentioned before that i'm not the neatest of people and i maybe have slight hoarding tendencies...

but that lot's giving me palpitations!
 
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veryfondoftea

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so today I have learnt that there is a 'correct' side for a dish drainer. Well butter my parsnips. Mine is on the right should anyone be interested.

Also her kitchen is beautiful, the ungrateful cow
 
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Legionnairess

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My old flat had a draining board on left, my new (to me) house the draining board is on the right. I never even noticed.
 
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Walkdengirl

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Sorry for coming back to this, the food is subsidised in the houses of parliament, a job came up working there managing the computer network, as some fraus know, that's what our lad does, he really fancied it until he saw the salary which was just above minimum wage, not enough to live on in London so not everyone working there is on mega bucks
 
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