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[Silver Linings]

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

The amount of furniture in that RENTED house legitimately gives me anxiety. Maybe she wasn't actually lying when she referred to herself as a pescatarian bodybuilder - lugging 54 bookcases, 13 dressers and 27 sideboards from room to room every couple of days must keep her muscles in tip-top form.

Same, babe. It’s a LOT of furniture and a huge house, she won’t be looking at a van rental to move all that she’ll need one of those huge removals vans you’d pay thousands and thousands for. Which is fine when you’re moving sporadically but absolutely obscene to move between rentals every year or two?!

 

[Flash123]

Oh. I see tax campaigner Jack is back trying to tempt me to cross over. Keep at it and hopefully someone important sees your tweets and shares the tricky little matter of on a bootstrap LTD.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

marmite is devil jam

Is this her before kitchen clean or after? I'm confused. Also wallpaper in a RENTED home? Surely landlords don't mind fresh Maggy but wall paper.



Omg! Sellotaping wallpaper. Thus is the hill I will die on. She is destroying that house.

Years ago in my 1st RENTED flat, I asked my landlord if I could paint my dark, windowless bathroom white rather than the drab magnolia. He said no, I did it anyway.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

This wallpaper is surely for 6 year olds?

 

[Shawads]

We finally replaced our broken kettle last week. Mr. Portia was running me through the options and suggested a Russell Hobbs one which I immediately vetoed. He was a bit puzzled but I couldn't be arsed to explain.

Did you sob?

 

[Boyo]

Hold up. #238 locked and 11 pages on #239??? What’s happened? Honestly, I turn my back for a few hours and (I assume) we’ve been chaosed.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

My brain isn't firing on all cylinders at the moment and I'm probably just having a blank moment but in all the years Jack has been active as an 'Activist and Campaigner' what ACTUAL, provable, change for the better has she brought about?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Also suggests that her next house is also going to be an absolute beast because otherwise she won’t fit it all in.

It’s such a bizarre way of living. If you go on rightmove and look at very big houses in the country none of them have sideboards filled with crockery because we live in an era with fitted kitchens? Her house is big but it’s filled wall to wall with shit

 

[Mrs Bookay]

As a footnote, Jack's This Is England Brexit tag would later be used for mushroom rogan josh, ramen, and peanut butter frozen yogurt. If she ever returns to Tattle, WHY?! will be my one question for her.

Is that the peanut butter and white chocolate frozen yoghurt? I tried making that years ago before I was an enlightened frau. It was a total disaster and I followed her recipe to the letter. The instructions didn’t say anything about needing a pneumatic drill to get even a small blob out of the container. Complete waste of ingredients. The only saving grace was it wasn’t slop at least…although actually it was frozen slop thinking about it. And it looked like diarrhoea..Mmmm, frozen nutty diarrhoea, yummy!

 

[LavaFlake]

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Omg Jack stop trying to make pithy Gen Z statements. Her output is butt clenching cringe atm.

Those baskets are surely for dirty clothes or maybe a blanket in the living room too?! What is in them?!

 

[karenina]

I do feel a bit for LJC as in I could perceive that it’s possible she got “caught up” in the Monrollercoaste, and so did things or knew things, that she might have been ok with otherwise. Jack can be very manipulative just on SM so I can only imagine the gaslighting and boundary-erosion behind the scenes.
ETA remember when she “accidentally” streaked across the room in just her socks and “bubble buddy” LJc was on a work zoom?

I do not remember that. YIIIIIKES.
Yes, LJC was an enabler and all that childish stuff with moving books about in Waterstones and hiding That Man's books was pitiful , truly pitiful for someone her age and intelligence. I think you're right about her being caught up. Once the initial rush had worn off she was in a sticky spot with a volatile person - was probably quite tricky to extricate herself, and in fact even when she did she had to put up with months of Jack acting out for her attention and God knows what else 'off stage' so to speak. Behind the scenes, to coin a phrase!

 

[Veronicaaa]

I love the spreadsheet and in depth analysis. Just to be 100% fair, she will have some expenses for the postcards she does send out (we have seen her followers mention them occasionally, so I believe she does occasionally send something out, though clearly not at the level promised). On the profits (patreon income - expenses for print, stamps, etc.) she will be taxed. So she's not going to have a pure profit of £20,000, but regardless, it's nuts that she has anywhere near this and keeps claiming poverty.

I think she used to occasionally send stuff out, but I'm fairly sure that for the last 12 months or so nothing will have been sent. So zero expenses in that time at least.

 

[Toffee finger]

She woke up today to the news of Jayda running? She announced she would be running quite soon after DA’s murder how is Jack only hearing it today?!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Political commentary Jack

 

[Cloe]

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Of the multiple people I know with arthritis they couldn’t dream of doing this!

 

[BlendedSlop]

Maybe this is where she keeps her stock of bedroom tinned fish for those delicious midnight 4am snacks.

Why is there a random pair of shoes on a high shelf!?

 

[JeanBurns76]

Of the multiple people I know with arthritis they couldn’t dream of doing this!

This! I have rheumatoid arthritis and in this weather, especially, it’s difficult to get around.