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[Django]

The receipts are for your accountant, ya prune.

 

[Lemonsweets91]

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The octopus mug, the fire hazard lights, the filthy kickstands, posh coffee maker when she doesn’t drink coffee….it’s like Jack’s greatest hits. Also - View attachment 986500
(I’ve had the song in my head since I made the thread)

The 4 slice toaster which she doesn't own.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[BananaSmith]

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FFS call4fish. Jack's just not into your fish.
LET IT GO!

 

[Legionnairess]

Allegra making 30p pasties that actually look really tasty. Take note Jack, nothing fancy.

 

[Lanie]

The thing I find two faced about it all is the alleged Tory and co taking money from the poor to feed the rich, yet apparently taking money from poor people for basically existing on the internet and imparting wisdom nothing short of having a good Google search is ok?

Money today for most people is very very important, bills are increasing etc, yet people online expect 10 pounds a month for imparting some information and the odd freebie. It doesn't make sense to me.

I don't sub anyone online, I give to well meaning charities and give food to foodbanks, the rest of my money is spent on keeping my family alive not to keep some bint in Mac makeup.

The Tories may be shady but a least you can see it happening

 

[BlendedSlop]

The amount of furniture in that RENTED house legitimately gives me anxiety. Maybe she wasn't actually lying when she referred to herself as a pescatarian bodybuilder - lugging 54 bookcases, 13 dressers and 27 sideboards from room to room every couple of days must keep her muscles in tip-top form.

 

[Shawads]

I’m glad for LJC’s glow up after covid and Jack but she was still an enabler of the grift for a time so gets a Paddington Hard Stare. We speculate she wrote apologies, paid for therapists on speed dial and tried to calm the narc but Patreon was going on throughout also people offering trolleys and fuel allowance.


I concur!

Hard agree ref the weird enabling, possible coercion?
Today's LJC revelations have me wondering whether Jack actually ever liked Mary bobbins or did she just appropriate one of LJCs things?

 

[Falkor]

We're draining-board-right because the boiler is to the left. We also have a mental IKEA dish rack thing that I hate and my husband loves, so I just scowl at it bitterly every day because that's the price for marital bliss.

We have a kitchen bin that's the same as your dish rack. It's a recent purchase by Mr F and it opens when you wave your hand over the top of it. He loves it. I swear it's Talkie Toaster reincarnated. I only have to look at the damn thing and the lid buzzes up. 'Would you like to throw something away?' Yet when I want to empty the hoover into it, it tried to close with an entire dust collection chamber still halfway inside it.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

What's the difference between her taxpayer-funded pissups and the HoCs? She doesn't pay her taxes but uses services to help her manage her addictions.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Serious question(s): doesn't she have any actual work to do? and then secondly, if the answer to the first part is no, then how does she afford to pay rent?!

Paetrons subs are probably paying all or part of the rent.

 

[Orphan_Black]

That rust corduroy jumpsuit...I mean WTF!?

It's black-ish now!

 

[PortiaControl]

IT'S NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK!!!!

Jack is a PROFESSIONAL cook. She NEEDS a perfect Wren kitchen, for work, ya know. How can she work? She doesn't. The kitchen table isn't even suitable for sitting at to do her taxes.

This explains so much, no wonder the poor smol pixie has struggled. It's her unsuitable kitchen in her shitty bungalow.

The struggle is real.

However did Rachel Khoo ever manage in her little Paris kitchen?

Jack can get in the bin. She just keeps shuffling crap around without dealing with the cause of the problem: she has too much stuff. She needs to properly declutter and stop faffing about barely keeping her head above water. Oh and stop procrastinating with decorating, attempting to make things look nice and maybe sort your company finances/tax bill out?

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Would love to know what her angle is on the house situation. 'Stuck' in a contract (bollox) but wasn't so long ago she was wailing/crying/shitting/screaming about an accidental for sale sign being put in the garden forcing SB and her onto the streets (more bollox) and how much she loved the place and wished she could buy it.

Is she annoyed that she has a stable house situation or...? Constantly making out that the bungalow is too small for her needs as well, but she never actually does anything bar move things around the house for social media content. Genuinely baffling.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Her pronouns are getting children fed, or something

Probably won't find that option on the Fortnum & Mason website though

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I'm probably not dealing well with pandemic timeflow, but I swear when I was last regularly in these threads she'd just reorganised/deep cleaned her kitchen

I've been Grunking right from the start and I often feel like there are patterns of behaviour and repeating grifts

 

[Falkor]

Don’t Jackie have a Caroline to do that stuff?
It’s all gone quiet about her as well as Dash, granola, police report & new kitten

Nooooo, we found out recently she LEFT!

 

[Orphan_Black]

Just to keep everyone updated.

Food has to be beige.
Clothes have to be black(ish).
Kitchen has to be minging rainbow coloured.

Eyelids have to be confectionary inspired.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I don’t know what drove me to it, but I watched the lingreenie clip that’s in the Wiki. Managed 3m out of 6 and cringed my way through every one of the 180 seconds I sat through. She looks so uncomfortable - no judgment, I’d look uncomfortable on national television too, but I wouldn’t put myself in that position.

This is 20 hours work for her at £8 an hour. Have a nice day.

How do you manage to get on telly, make a shit looking plate of food, and still sound so ungrateful and put out by it all?!

ETA: realise the 20hrs includes travel, however as this is largely used as working time and includes cross checking prices and checking for breaking news, I have left this in.

About a year later after the Lingreenie with chicken disaster, she admitted that This Morning won't use her anymore because of her "slightly undercooked" pasta. I'm not sure that was the problem! I'm so glad that This Morning have kept it on their website for posterity. Also I didn't realise at the time when she was doing that run through of all the work it takes to do a slot, she's basically saying she got paid £160 for it (£8/hour for 20 hours). To which I can only say ...