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Silver Linings

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The octopus mug, the fire hazard lights, the filthy kickstands, posh coffee maker when she doesn’t drink coffee….it’s like Jack’s greatest hits. Also -
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(I’ve had the song in my head since I made the thread)
 
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Ninch55

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🙄 🔺I know someone who recently retired from working there, (not a politician or any of their staff), and there are numerous subsidised bars and restaurants rammed with working MPs and a lot of their cronies getting pissed on taxpayers money. It’s nothing new and it’s certainly extremely aggravating. Jack, tell us something interesting or pop on your shoes, grab your notebook and go and do some investigative journalism, instead of buying manky saucepans and making doll house furniture, ffs.
 
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Fruitjack

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I made the marmite cheese bread thing from Veganish in lockdown 1 because all I had was self raising flour. I’m a huge marmite lover but it was so overpowering and you can tell it had never been tested with vegan cheese because you couldn’t taste it at all, it didn’t melt and was a complete waste of an ingredient. It was pretty easy though, and it worked, and I’m no baker, so I’d say it was one of her more successful efforts.

Just realised that those marmite pictures are a (very badly declared) so that’s another Unilever sponsorship.
 
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Lanie

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Babe, same x I know people who work in the private education sector (🔺️) and yes there are many privileged children at that school getting unfair opportunities. But there are also lower middle class kids and second gen immigrant kids whose parents have sacrificed everything to get their child into that school - remortgaged the house, working two jobs each etc etc. Because the state schools in the local area are diabolical and they want to give their children the best opportunities. No cushty state grammer schools in almost all areas beyond the south east of England.

It's something middle class people do a lot.Feel like they can be vocal about how unfair private schools are while simulatenously ignoring the privilege they had growing up in a postcode that got them into a state school where teachers turned up, stabbings weren't rife etc etc.

Jack (and many others) just can't see nuance.
She's tone deaf, my sister went to a grammer school. She still remains humble and kind despite that, as mentioned we were poor but my sister's grades allowed her into the school and my mum a d dad saved all year to pay her fees.

Everytime she writes about Eton old boys etc I just resentment. She hates the fact that she had chances that she pissed away. Similar to now with her digs at her colleagues for doing better than her.

She cannot stand that she has to work at life and her rage increases when others overtake her because she gets distracted by stupid mundane things.

Hi, my draining board is to the left, k bye.

-no other useful input right now other than Jack is a t.w.a.t.
Honestly read this as my draining board LEFT. Bye.

I thought gosh poor Clemmie.

Hi, my draining board is to the left, k bye.

-no other useful input right now other than Jack is a t.w.a.t.
Honestly read this as my draining board LEFT. Bye.

I thought gosh poor Clemmie.
 
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I've been on an eleven-page catch-up so this is old now, but it made me laugh so I'm posting it anyway.

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Grunking so I don't know if this has been said or where this is going to land, but the "this kitchen was designed by someone who doesn't cook and pathologically hates everyone who does" tweet was in response to a squiggle sending her a floorplan of their kitchen, not about Jack's kitchen
 
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Billybellend

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It's nice that she can use wallpaper paste in the shitty bungalow.

2017, elsewhere:
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ETA: Just read @Veronicaaa's Pritt Stick post which makes this even funnier.
Fucks Sake…sellotaping wallpaper up…I’ve heard it all now. What next? Stapling tiles? Sticking your carpet down with PVC? If she used some of her slop, it’d adhere better.

maybe THAT’S what happened to thegranola

Want shiny white grout in the bathroom? Use toothpaste, and it’ll stay minty fresh!
She reads like a whole chapter of Viz top tips.
 
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Pavlova

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Channel 4 have JUST announced Come Dine With Me: The Professionals. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!
Sorry me again, I'm grunking. Can we not as a cabal 'en mass' contact CH4 and say we want her on the show as we are (*cough cough*) such big fans?
 
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Cookiecookie

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Apart from everything else, isn't it weird to do a naked streak round the house when your pre-teen son is in?
It's a weird thing full stop, but definitely weirder when there's older kids around.

What was she hoping to achieve by doing it anyway? That LJC would be so turned on by nudie Jack with socks on, she'd take her back and they'd live off Louisa's income happily ever after?
 
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ecdb

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but...it's not even 5pm??
time is of no importance when you have no job but the money keeps rolling in anyway.

mildly OT, but the level of detail Jack and many others give on their SM accounts is so dull. since when did we have to document even the most mundane tasks such as giving the kitchen a clean or listing old clothes on ebay?! is the need for validation from strangers so vitally important that every day tasks need to be celebrated? oh, i just cant deal with this woman*.
* apologies if me gendering Jack is offensive to anyone; it wasn't my intention and i didn't know about non-binary/trans wishes made by Jack until they were mentioned a couple of days ago. I'd have been mortified to have misgendered someone but it seems she is content to be referred to as a woman - at least thats what i think i've read.
 
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NomDeGuerre

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Big 'you couldn't make it up!' energy in her latest tweets.

Move aside Frost/Nixon, there's a new political scoophound in town.
 
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Also poor SB, he dropped a bowl, who cares.
She could have said it got dropped and now we use it for plants.
That's a good point, poor little love. Classic narc blames and never ever lets you forget if you make a fucking mistake. My narc parent would still bring up stuff that happened in the 80s ffs. I hate that Jack behaves like that. It's no life for a child. Fucking eggshells everywhere.

For anyone who cares my draining board is on the right but previous homes have always been left.
 
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