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[HotesTilaire]

I think LJC was slowly, gently, carefully trying to escape for up to a year. Culminating in happy place/Polski sklep/Elf MP/ Headmaster apology/dayhab

 

[SlopAmbsase]

WHY!?!

 

[HotesTilaire]

If she has enough money for a smeg, she has enough money to get her oven fixed.

It was a tired, old smeg gifted to Jack by a friend who lives in 1Muddypuddle St, Muddy Puddle. She has 3 though.

What have I done?

#CluelessClub

If you say she buys followers or doesn’t have RP you get thread 31

 

[Veronicaaa]

All those sideboards and she *still* doesn't have anywhere to put things.

 

[BlendedSlop]

The site's been down since 3 December (six weeks tomorrow). That's stretching the definition of "a few", Jack. But then again, if you don't need to do anything in life other than take endless selfies, pointlessly move shit around your house, and go shopping for yet more shit to move around your house, it's easy for the days to all merge together.

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

I love the spreadsheet and in depth analysis. Just to be 100% fair, she will have some expenses for the postcards she does send out (we have seen her followers mention them occasionally, so I believe she does occasionally send something out, though clearly not at the level promised). On the profits (patreon income - expenses for print, stamps, etc.) she will be taxed. So she's not going to have a pure profit of £20,000, but regardless, it's nuts that she has anywhere near this and keeps claiming poverty.

 

[Emmapism]

I am in awe of @heretoreaditall2019 's informative and easily digestible table!

I think she sits somewhere around the 11 to 25k mark from Patreon. Enough to pay the bills more or less. So when she gets a contract paid she goes all spenny and buys £300 suits or orders a bunch of stuff from John Lewis she doesn't need.

By now Jack has convinced herself that her particular brand of time wasting (whenever she does have a small amount of work to do) equates to 80 hrs a week. Of course it does if you're 'packing and cataloguing' items of clothing/rearranging your bedroom for the umpteenth time or writing out every pointless thought on a post-it. Busy work and nothing more.

I've wondered sometimes how she sleeps at night and this is it. She creates work for herself that takes hours when for most it would take minutes. Everything is a long, drawn out, 'forensic' process to justify her subsidized existence.

Unfortunately for Jack, her work is littered with errors. If this is hours of her time, I'd love to see a rush job

 

[karenina]

I count 7 baskets - a mere £45 - bargain…

There are no conceivable kitchen items you put in them. None. Why are they there. I give up.

 

[Vanelope]

That'll do.

Every time that’ll do comes up - half the cabal holding back the other half

‘It’s not worth it Gary!’ It’s not worth it!’

 

[MancBee]

Jack might have a draining board on the left, but she has a double bowl sink.


If anyone is interested, my drainer is on the left with a single bowl. I know y'all couldn't care less

 

[Veronicaaa]

Her language around alcohol is very triggering to alcoholics too, all glugs and booze.

Her mentions are just full of people talking about wine now. It's horrible, considering.

 

[Peachy9]

Ummm tesco red wine stock pots aren't alcohol free? Ingredients list says 12%. wtf is she doing??

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Let's hope the Tesco twitter account corrects her

 

[EllaEm87]

OH MY GOD HER LATEST POST!!! This is what she calls decluttering??

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Puddles!
Why the hell does she need MORE cutlery? Honestly, one set would do the job, even for purposes of her work.

ETA I honestly think her money issues are largely driven by compulsive shopping habits. That house is full to the brim.

 

[Lanie]

Honestly I feel sorry for her landlord. Why is she passively telling everyone that this woman/ designed their kitchen to make people who cook suffer. It was obviously ok when she moved in or else why take on the place. I think the issues really are, she know her career is dying and the house is hard to keep so she's venting her own failures on the owner of the house.

All I ever see when I see the majority of her posts is a sad little jealous troll who hates the fact she has to "work" she also acts like a 18year old who's been booted into the real world with bills and their wages from the part time job is no longer for Topshop, Starbucks, beauty treatments and tat.

I say this everytime but she really really needs to grow the hell up. She's a middle aged woman with a preteen child.

 

[Pocahontas]

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She lives the life of a carefree young dilettante.
Twat.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Let's hope the Tesco twitter account corrects her

Interestingly the OXO red wine stock pots are alcohol free and include the phrase de-alcoholised... And are stocked by ocado...

Only 15p more expensive at ocado, but that's no where the povs shop

 

[BananaSmith]

Political Activist Jack's current hot take is of HOC subsidised bars rather than the shitshow of Boris Johnson breaking COVID restrictions for the umpteenth time.

Wonder why Jack isn't calling him out? Could it possibly be her lack of following guidelines last year?

#southendcovidchippytrip

 

[Orphan_Black]

Theme: where are my tree pictures.

It's a shame she's announced this today, she could have said something last night, and we could have had a poll on what we think her themes will be!

C'mon Jackie, work with us (since you can't work in your kitchen!)

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I don't think she's bought a house, and I don't think she ever will, unless she bags another wealthy partner. She pisses her money away and can't budget for shit .

 

[Veronicaaa]

We will immediately crowdfund you one.

It's OK, I have a dishwasher. Thankyou though