Jack Monroe #236 You absolute whelksplat!

[OpalMushroom]

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Have they tried sharpening their knives?

 

[LavaFlake]

No-one with any taste buds opts for something "drowned in (bottled) lemon juice", unless it is to clean the limescale off the kettle.

I'm convinced her supposed heavy smoking has damaged her tastebuds.

Believe it or not, I say the same thing to my parents who always buy a JIF lemon ahead of pancake day. But they do it every year!

Same! My parent's food cupboard looks like the Germans are still flying overhead Probably slightly less tinned fish than Jack though.

 

[Vanelope]

I don’t think she said air-dried - but air-fried - using her parents air fryer.

would it be any better? ruby rose…

 

[skronkywildcat]

Utterly terrifying.

“I’m breezy!”

 

[Flash123]

A waiver for the smol pixie

 

[Orphan_Black]

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A waiver for the smol pixie

Rishi, mate, sorted it out for her.

 

[BooBooPoohPooh]

Currently isn't a tax payer, so shouldn't get the extension.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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A waiver for the smol pixie

Not going to help her much with the 2019/20 ones which she still hasn't submitted, though!

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

Yeah but you know the stuffing Jack uses is the packet stuff, that’s been-dried? Dehydrated? So she wants to reconstitute it in order to put it in a dryer?

It's another Jack recipe:
Find some dehydrated bread.
Rehydrate it
Dehydrate it.
Then airfry.
Eat with POBP.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

On a Grunk so apols if this is out of sync but I think even Elvis 'footlong deep fried bacon and peanut butter baguette' Presley would say "what the duck is that mama" to a mince pie and cheese toastie.

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

I don’t think she said air-dried - but air-fried - using her parents air fryer.

would it be any better? ruby rose…

She said air dried. Can't be bothered to screenshot, but this is straight off her Twitter.

Have just set a calendar reminder in my phone for ten months time to do a Christmas leftovers recipe riff on a Caesar salad using stuffing diced, air dried, and deep fried as croutons, leftover shredded turkey, and a blue cheese sauce. Wake me up when November ends, etc.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Just been looking through her twitter likes and did we know already that she wrote and printed out a Christmas recipe card which tells you how to make a toastie??

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Do you only have it grilled on one side?! I hate to say it but I’ll eat pretty much anything with loads of cheese on it and I think mincemeat would be quite nice in a toastie but not with pastry in it too!!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Do you only have it grilled on one side?!

Only really works with a toastie maker, if she wanted a cooking alternative she should have suggested frying in a frying pan, no one grills their toasties. She may be misunderstanding the American 'grilled cheese sandwich'.

 

[kachoochoo]

Remember I’m fairly new to this, but would the reminder on her phone for 10m time to create a:

“Christmas leftovers recipe riff on a Caesar salad using stuffing diced, air dried, and deep fried as croutons, leftover shredded turkey, and a blue cheese sauce. Wake me up when November ends, etc”

Make it to the ‘coming soon’ page of her Wiki?

oh, yes, I've got it on my list

Spoiler: Jack's Coming Soons

£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
9 half-written manuscripts
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy GQ awards
a few announcements
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
another walk in a restricted mod area
austerity book
base system going in next book
BBC show guest on dr rupy's iplayer show
big press photo shoots
black bean brownies recipe
black pudding pastitsio
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited about for ages
bollocking rishi sunak
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
books for the rural coffee caravan
Brand New System for desk - wallpaper
bright blue think tank updates
brioche balls
brioche, mincemeat and camembert wreath
Camp Kitchen from the shed
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
chocolate and prune oats
Christmas condiment
Christmas leftovers caesar salad - nov 2022
cinnamon granola recipe
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
cooking for one book
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
deep pinky purple mascarpone ice cream
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate
DM to Yel
drawing nigella's garden
dyeing all clothes black
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf
filing accounts
flannel blog
flapjack recipe
food truck of joy
gailymail
gold rush xmas presents
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
huge depop or Ebay sale
hybrid cassoulet
ideas for pumpkin flesh
jackfruit version of something
James Bond conspiracy theory
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kolokythokeftedes recipe
kombucha whisky
lever arch files of fan mail
life hacks book
links to small businesses
list of slow cooker recipes
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
lockdown list of services
make turnips not taste like turnips
maple syrup story
mashed potato secret
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mole
more cabbage
mushroom drying completed 2018
mushroom butter
New Thing
newspaper campaign the bleeping express
onion chopping song
ouchy mouth recipes
patreon update
picture of tree postcards
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
quick pickling
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
repotting spider plants from a friend
reshooting beach pottery in daylight
rooting out Amazon from website

running around in heels with a Tall Man GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.

running order for xmas dinner
salt and vinegar sardines and spaghetti
sardine tin print
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient potato water
send squig mandarin carrot rec6
sending maple syrup tin to fan
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley viewed Sept 2021, unclear if gift
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
something else Jack'll remember sometime
squigs pick eyeshadow looks
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
swamp thing
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tiktok
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content - done
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
transcribing government bollocking
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list
vegan crackling
vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio in collab with Linda
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
visit Poland
weekly routine
write about diva pdf experience
zero waste curry falafels

/SPOILER]

I'm still unable to update the wiki, so any kind frau who wishes too may see what needs to be added tvm

 

[Pocahontas]

It's another Jack recipe:
Find some dehydrated bread.
Rehydrate it
Dehydrate it.
Then airfry.
Eat with POBP.

During the Christmas period, I ate and enjoyed a stuffing burger - it came with a turkey patty as standard (but I don’t eat feathered or furred friends), red cabbage and cranberry.

It was quite delicious.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Only really works with a toastie maker, if she wanted a cooking alternative she should have suggested frying in a frying pan, no one grills their toasties. She may be misunderstanding American 'grilled cheese sandwich'.

Quelle surprise

 

[Vanelope]

She said air dried. Can't be bothered to screenshot, but this is straight off her Twitter.

I stand corrected!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Not sure if this has been posted, but the guy who was objecting to her AA tweets now feels uneasy going to meetings lest he ends up in the same room as Jack (I think he lives in her general area).

 

[Vanelope]

Only really works with a toastie maker, if she wanted a cooking alternative she should have suggested frying in a frying pan, no one grills their toasties. She may be misunderstanding the American 'grilled cheese sandwich'.

I used to make cheese on toast under the grill (and also regular toast - we didn’t have a toaster when I lived at home. Old gas oven and grill with a broken ignition clicker so lighting it with a match as a kid was normal. Also my grandparents gas fire was the same. Never burnt myself but I wouldn’t let my kids light a fire with a match. #80s)

 

[Veronicaaa]

I used to make cheese on toast under the grill (and also regular toast - we didn’t have a toaster when I lived at home. Old gas oven and grill with a broken ignition clicker so lighting it with a match as a kid was normal. Also my grandparents gas fire was the same. Never burnt myself but I wouldn’t let my kids light a fire with a match. #80s)

Yes I make my toasted cheese under the grill (had some for breakfast in fact!) but toasted cheese is a different thing altogether.