Jack Monroe #236 You absolute whelksplat!

[Captainmouse]

Isn't that a bowl cut?

Saucer

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Remember I’m fairly new to this, but would the reminder on her phone for 10m time to create a:

“Christmas leftovers recipe riff on a Caesar salad using stuffing diced, air dried, and deep fried as croutons, leftover shredded turkey, and a blue cheese sauce. Wake me up when November ends, etc”

Make it to the ‘coming soon’ page of her Wiki?

Who knows!
Jack cycles through personalities like a dying Terminator.
They could be anything in 10mths.

 

[Adayinthelife]

cycles through personalities like a dying Terminator

thread title nomination

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

These squiggles have problems.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Thread title, My Salad Nightmare. Haha.

 

[ecdb]

These squiggles have problems.

They’re bigger liars than her.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Just been looking through her twitter likes and did we know already that she wrote and printed out a Christmas recipe card which tells you how to make a toastie??

 

[colouredlines]

Squiggle: "My food was mush!"

Jack:


PS squiggle, just bleeping deseed your tomatoes. I'm sure Jack will have something you can do with the wet jelly interior bit (a riff on pavlova? Eat on toast with tinned sardines and eggs? Feed to a vegan friend while you eat rancid turkey?).

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[colouredlines]

Just been looking through her twitter likes and did we know already that she wrote and printed out a Christmas recipe card which tells you how to make a toastie??

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Assemble your sandwich in the usual fashion for thread title?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Django]

Are these poor people as thick as mince pies?

 

[Ninch55]

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Try NOT encouraging your sheeple to use a blunt knife. Dangerous.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Try NOT encouraging your sheeple to use a blunt knife. Dangerous.

The alternative is Jack demonstrating how to sharpen a knife, which is even more dangerous

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

I fear 2022 - The Year of the Squiggle Uprising is already over. Sad.

 

[PinkMariner]

I have never ever looked at a recipe that uses the word sloppy and thought "corrrrrr I need me some of that"

Also, Cheese and Mince Pies is a hard no over here. I know some Lancashire and Yorkshire folk think it's OK and I hate to be the one to break this news - but it isn't. It's filth.

 

[Hollaaa]

Blunt rusty interchangeable knives

 

[Fruitjack]

gotta say that, as much as I love a list - and stewart's pedal bin did include a great many horrors - it's all just a bit infantile. people are not just "good" or "bad".

anyway, at least jack wasn't on the pedestal list! world couldn't handle the smugness!

I wonder if he texted it to his Dad?

 

[BlendedSlop]

Isn't that a bowl cut?

A palm-sized Portmeirion bowl shaped like a shell cut