'Over 50 so far'
Who does this?
Who counts their teas / drinks?
Obviously when we counted chairs and teeth it was for.... Reasons
But teas?
Is this aimed at us?
Is she throwing down the gauntlet?
Throwing down the teacup, more like.
I was raised on herbal teas - it's a cultural thing. In winter, we drink them hot, in summer we put them in a
carafe vase in the fridge and drink them cold. #notallherbalteas, because anything with cinnamon or 'wintry' spices tastes weird cold. Things like hibiscus, fennel, mint or rosehip tea are often served cold in summer. At no point would you add lemonade (??? mint and lemonade??? fennel and lemonade?) or sparkling water, because that would results in what I can only imagine to be a poverty kombucha.
I love herbal tea and I currently have six packs. Six. Each with 24-40 teabags, so even though I probably drink 3 cups a day on average, that will still take me a good two to three months to get through.
I can only assume that she has had 50 different herbal teas over the course of her lifetime and she's kept a careful wallpaper record of it, or her herbal teas are dusty like some dehydrated mushrooms.