Jack Monroe #229 Hold me closer Tony Danza

[ScamSandwich]

Some of the suggestions are class. Loads of people telling her to take up swimming (SHE SINKS OK?), I've seen a couple suggesting microdosing acid (SHE'S A RECOVERING ADDICT OK?) and now Billy Bragg's just turned up to suggest singing (SHE LOST HER VOICE IN THE POVERTY OK???).

I do wonder about the voice thing sometimes...as with everything else she probably did not stick to it for a very long time but she was given testosterone for a while, which has got an impact on the voice. Sometimes her voice sounds like as if a pubescent boy's voice breaks. And it is irreversable, unlike e.g. breasts that grow back...

ETA: While I think that she is awful and a grifter I am not entirely without compassion. If I was allowed to give advice: live a normal life, step out public life, don't do performative stuff and don't go on social media. She could get rid of us quicker than I could say 'Twatter'.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Lanie]

How sheltered has her life been?

I have not had the most exciting one ( I mean Ive never been on TV) but I have been on lots of random nights out and hung out with interesting different people. I know that trying to make yourself goth when youre not one is offensive.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[blurstoftimes]

Imagine her therapists supervision sessions! Seriously, she is an absolute heartsink client.

i truly think that the limit of my Unconditional Positive Regard is Jack

i feel so sad for SB being stuck in a house with no tv or wifi while his mum manically dyes all her clothes black to publicly profess how depressed she is.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Geetbo]

How sheltered has her life been?

I have not had the most exciting one ( I mean Ive never been on TV) but I have been on lots of random nights out and hung out with interesting different people. I know that trying to make yourself goth when youre not one is offensive.

Are we sure she isn’t 13? Surely dying all your tit black is what you do when you’re an angsty teenager before discovering nobody gives a sweet tit what you wear.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

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Exhumed doesn’t mean what she thinks it means.

She’s looking for ‘expunged’.

 

[MancBee]

How sheltered has her life been?

I have not had the most exciting one ( I mean Ive never been on TV) but I have been on lots of random nights out and hung out with interesting different people. I know that trying to make yourself goth when youre not one is offensive.

It's all just a dress up game to Jack.

Fancy living your life like a 6 year old in fancy dress outfits.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

The black heart is already annoying.

 

[Lanie]

I have definately noticed her MH has gone down since she's been back. When she first came back for the teasing sessions she was all "lights firmly on" now it's "dimmable."

 

[Grizzlybear]

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The black heart is already annoying.

Have you duck. Are you dyeing your tumble drier fluff to glue round it too, to make gloomy little rain clouds to match your gloomy little life?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

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Exhumed?

 

[BlendedSlop]

I bet she was on her phone(s) for the entirety of that "moment of joy" with SB, the cats and the unconnected telly.

 

[Grizzlybear]

It's all just a dress up game to Jack.

Fancy living your life like a 6 year old in fancy dress outfits.

Oh @MancBee

 

[Flash123]

Spoiler: Goth twitter

. A strange place!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Geetbo]

I have definately noticed her MH has gone down since she's been back. When she first came back for the teasing sessions she was all "lights firmly on" now it's "dimmable."

I suspect she must have some financial problems. She hasn’t done any proper work in ages, and the “career” she’s chosen is something she literally cannot do. She can’t even make porridge and she’s selling herself as a food expert.

 

[frankychester]

If goth twitter turns on her for appropriation, will the annoyed parties be dubbed 'giggles'?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Exhumed?

You are all missing her messages.

Exhumed is a death metal band.

The blackening is an album by a metal band.

Come on people!!!!!

(I think I have been reading too many Succession conspiracy threads on Twitter . No spoilers Poca, promise)