Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent

[FrumpyCat]

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No Jack, he didn't.

 

[Flash123]

@Switchstreetz when is the big night?

 

[sleepisforwimps]

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Didn't Jack make fifteens, or their version of them?

 

[Captainmouse]

I’d like to think even Jack couldn’t be so stupid as to lie about something like that but then I just think of all the receipts we have!

well the supposedly sold laptop from the same time Miraculously reappeared

 

[Lanie]

Looks red to me.

It's not even that nice tbh....

I don't get why she's wanging on about it.

 

[Flash123]

Good news! Her "little shop" (where is that eyeroll emoji?!) is still trading (somehow): https://jackmonroe.bigcartel.com/
For all your cook book/postcard/wall art needs. Hold me back!

She’s selling a cancer cookbook on there. (Someone else’s)

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Do it quietly?! Mullocks.
George Micheal you ain’t!

I’d be checking the use by dates on that lot of left over del-Monte (you got the sack again) cans

Erm, didn't she use it once?!

 

[Captainmouse]

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Prunes, murky ends

 

[Captainmouse]

Grunking,

Spoiler: Me rail

but "today in (postnatal) depression" was several hours openly weeping for no real reason whilst bouncing, feeding and singing to a 4 month old baby and feeling anxious about getting a booster because a) the only centre coming up for me isn't accessible by public transport and I can't drive b) I'm scared it's going to knock me for six and I won't be able to look after said baby. (ps I'm fine but my husband has had to take a couple of days off work)

Are there any walk-in centres in your area? Are any local gps doing them?

 

[Captainmouse]

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An enlightened squig

 

[L3moning]

And while I'm at it, Fevers and Mirrors would actually make a decent thread title.

Although from that album you also have Haligh, Haligh, A lie, Haligh.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Is she talking about the leaves you pull from the base of fresh celery? They're parsley shaped.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I had very odd reaction to my third (Pfizer), sat up early morning and liquid gushed from my nose, this continued everytime I became vertical or bent over. It lasted 24 hrs, bizarre

Oh, that's exactly what happened to me when I had Covid when I felt my worst - only one night, I think that it was a random reaction to infection/wanting to get the virus out. As though it wanted to produce snot but got a little over excited. It led to my spending the following nights hugging a pillow on my front.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Today in "the Jack Monroe thread reminds me of strange music":



(Sonewhat NSFW due to language and general strangeness).

This works for me. Jack is a giant tool and I'm a giant Tool fan.

 

[Captainmouse]

I think she's referring to the hand movement when you separate a yolk from the white in your palm.

with her filthy paws

 

[Lanie]

Thing is, it’s not “wanking” eggs though is it? I mean it’s not genitalia and also it’s a really odd shape to Er replace genitalia. Wasn’t she just cracking or smooshing them?

ETA I don’t know why I ask that because I don’t actually want to know. She is a wanker though.

I think she means the motion your arm makes when you separate egg whites from the yolk. I just use a cup personally I hate the feeling off egg yolk.

 

[Ninch55]

The picture with the bandages is super munchy, no?
I once knew someone like Jack and they also had a wardrobe of various slings, neck braces, sports supports, tubigrips etc, it was like St.John Ambulance threw up on them. I mean, who buys themselves a wheelchair for the LOLZ? It eventually came out there was absolutely nothing wrong. No diagnosis, no illnesses, nothing. No money was conned it was purely for the attention but the 'sympathy kit' photo made me think. These sorts of dressings, bandages etc are all widely available on the high street & aren't even used in a clinical setting. Nice try with the 'Tens machine' wire poking out but I got mine from Boots for £30
..then again it's just as likely to be a phone charger lead isn't it.

It’s like the woman in the chemist in Doc Martin, with the neck brace.

 

[Ninch55]

December 2021...

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No you won’t.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

When did the latest highlight appear on her IG?

 

[Flash123]

The Sloppies will be held on Friday 17th December at 6pm, bring your own budino (EDIT:that's 6pm UK time)

Also have we seen this? Can imagine the howls from a shitty bungalow in Southend

"get my name out your mouth Marcus, you're all up in MY NICHE"

I would love her to be on this to be fair. Could do with a bit of Sunday sloptertainment